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Old 10-14-2006, 05:30 PM   #16
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Just reach for her hand, pause, look her in the eye, and say "I am living my fantasy. Right now. Here. With you."

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Old 10-14-2006, 05:32 PM   #17
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oh. and you loose your manly privalages for that!. no more peeing standing up until further notice! let that be a lesson to you

No way... that deserves some kind of an award. Im gonna try that tonight. Though I've been maried for nearly ten years. She will probably see rite through it. But it's worth a shot.
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:40 AM   #18
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No way... that deserves some kind of an award. Im gonna try that tonight. Though I've been maried for nearly ten years. She will probably see rite through it. But it's worth a shot.
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:41 AM   #19
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oh. and you loose your manly privalages for that!. no more peeing standing up until further notice! let that be a lesson to you
It's about telling her what she wants to hear, dude.
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Old 10-15-2006, 03:49 AM   #20
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You guys.. Let me ask you something - do you do a chemical analysis on gas before you put it in your car? Highly doubtful - so why then are you OVER ANALYZING your girlfriend(s)? Either you like the babe (and her "ways") or you don't - end of story. Sure it's an adventure getting to know her(them) but don't put a microscope on everything she says or does - that's like driving your car with the parking brake on...
Dating = Taking a roadtrip in a new direction without a map - if you're scared, stay home. If not - enjoy the ride.
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Old 10-17-2006, 12:28 AM   #21
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You guys.. Let me ask you something - do you do a chemical analysis on gas before you put it in your car? Highly doubtful - so why then are you OVER ANALYZING your girlfriend(s)? Either you like the babe (and her "ways") or you don't - end of story. Sure it's an adventure getting to know her(them) but don't put a microscope on everything she says or does - that's like driving your car with the parking brake on...
Dating = Taking a roadtrip in a new direction without a map - if you're scared, stay home. If not - enjoy the ride.
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Old 10-17-2006, 07:18 AM   #22
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