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**e30boarder** · 09-08-2006, 04:33 PM

hmm well the deer was pretty well dead after i hit it... it spun around a few times and landed in the middle of the other lane. didnt look too bad after i hit it, it kinda just laid there. but after the multiple cars that drove right over it, its guts were evenly distributed across the road. it left me with a nice sense of satisfaction... no offense to dinan, the deer was just dumb as hell and it pissed me off

**RSF5** · 09-08-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dinan540

How was the deer? Not to sound like a jerk, the deer were here before us.

Not to sound like a jerk either, but screw that. Deer are like rats with hooves. Some how I think the loss of that one or the other thousands that get hit, isn't gonna effect anything except to keep new deer for starving. Now if he hit a wolf or a bear that would be a creature worth being sad over the loss over.

nick_318is · 09-08-2006, 07:31 PM

Happy to hear your okay and that the deer didn't do too much damage.

**BMWLotAttendant** · 09-08-2006, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dinan540

Glad to hear that you are fine minus the cut. I use super glue when I do gum grafts.

How was the deer? Not to sound like a jerk, the deer were here before us. You need the new IR camera that BMW now offers with the 5 and 7 series.

You mean, 5s, 6s, and 7s. Yes. But not the M5 or M6.

Night Vision a $2,200 option + $750 Cold Weather Package + Naviagtion System $1,900. = $4,850 just for Night Vision.

I think it's worth it.

Annd, the deer. Sheesh! Did some damage. I'm glad you're ok.

**Rooz** · 09-08-2006, 09:18 PM

Yeah, you got lucky, it seems very close to your eyes

**Dudesky** · 09-09-2006, 05:43 AM

Shit . . I would have stopped, threw that thing in the trunk before anyone else hit it. Dinner for 6mos

But seriously, I have a lot of respect for wildlife. Everytime I hear about deer, I think of the opening scene in Last of the Mohicans, how they 'spoke' to it after the hunt.

**RSF5** · 09-09-2006, 10:12 AM

^^^ aww man roadkill for six months.

**e30boarder** · 09-09-2006, 10:45 AM

the first problem was it was a fawn (wouldnt hav been much dinner)
what i think happened is since it was a fawn (shorter than most deer) its head hit my mirror... sending the mirror in through my window knocking me out for a few seconds and the deer must hav spun around cuz it kicked my door in and went twirling towards the other lane

i did think of going and getting it but i was in a daze and i got real pissed off cuz theses jerk offs in harleys came flying by yelling, get the fuck out of the road... i wanted to throw something at them.

today wen i woke up my eye swelled up like a bitch. basically i hav a black eye and i took all the glue off my nose and it looks pretty peachy... few more days ill be my usual self and maybe a small scar

**94bmw325i** · 09-09-2006, 07:20 PM

that's crazy man. Well i'm glad that cut wasn't any closer to your eye

**komodo** · 09-10-2006, 10:16 PM

Yeah, you're lucky it didn't hurt your eye.

Sorry about that.

A while back I cut open my forehead tripping and hitting the sidewalk, and they used dermabond on it as well.

**jms** · 09-11-2006, 06:01 AM

If you live by Philadelphia and you want to live dangerously go down Route 23 through Valley Forge, since you can't hunt in the park there are a crap load of deer. We spotted 3 dozen one night while driving at speed.

**Red_Rocket** · 09-11-2006, 08:10 AM

that is freaking crazy

**RSF5** · 09-11-2006, 09:38 AM

^^^ someone should drive down there at like 75 mph in some big ass piece of crap truck and pick up all the deer, clean them up, and feed the hungry.