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Old 09-01-2006, 07:34 PM   #1
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LOL, owned by tribune!

best story ever. there this mexican kid that goes to the school here and he was causing a bunch of trouble, steeling laptops, burning the schools books, beating up the cars in the parking lot, things like that. wana know what happend to him? they deported his ass right back to mexico! everyone hates him and i just thought that was the funniest thing ever. the school turned him in and the cops here found out he was here illegaly.




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Old 09-01-2006, 07:39 PM   #2
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Old 09-01-2006, 07:51 PM   #3
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:13 PM   #5
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:42 PM   #6
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not always, a few months ago a van fully of illegals(15 of them) crash on the highway going to tribune(they were all fine). the next week i read in the news paper that INS said, and i quote: "didnt want to deal with them" so they all got away.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:43 PM   #7
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not always, a few months ago a van fully of illegals(15 of them) crash on the highway going to tribune(they were all fine). the next week i read in the news paper that INS said, and i quote: "didnt want to deal with them" so they all got away.
Yeah when shit goes down they scatter like roaches. (Oh my god I didn't say that).
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:49 PM   #8
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^no, they took them to them hospitol then the hospitol called INS then ins said just let them go.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:58 PM   #9
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^no, they took them to them hospitol then the hospitol called INS then ins said just let them go.
Have you ever seen that video of the guy that picks up like 7 workers in the back of his trunk and takes them to the immagration office and they all jump out cussing him out and scatter. It was hilarious.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:58 PM   #10
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yep he got wat he deserved, and maybe thats their strategy, if you send a few billion immigrants in, hey, you cant get em all!
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Have you ever seen that video of the guy that picks up like 7 workers in the back of his trunk and takes them to the immagration office and they all jump out cussing him out and scatter. It was hilarious.

I've seen taht! funyn shit google time
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best story ever. theres spanish kid that goes to the school here and he was causing a bunch of trouble, steeling laptops, burning the schools books, beating up the cars in the parking lot, things like that. wana know what happend to him? they deported his ass right back to mexico! everyone hates him and i just thought that was the funniest thing ever. the school turned him in and the cops here found out he was here illegaly.



Why did they send him to Mexico if he is Spanish?
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pff. yeah i wasnt thinking. so let me fix it now:


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