Aussie Immigration Policy - United Bimmer Community

**c1apton** · 07-02-2006, 05:28 PM

Gotta love our bros from down under

witeshark · 07-02-2006, 05:29 PM

That rules!

**Rooz** · 07-02-2006, 09:00 PM

That's quite funny there mate

Co-worker and I pop the down under accent quite a bit at work, customers get a kick out of it

**c1apton** · 07-02-2006, 09:15 PM

Try working w/ a handfull of them. They're a hoot but can easily get out of hand

and some of the terms:

"piss-cutter" - have to go to the bathroom
"4 be 2" = a 2x4 piece of lumber
"bollocks" = balls

But you have to love their work ethics, colorful personalities & humor. It's never dull. (They're like Canadians)

**da_bull** · 07-03-2006, 06:46 AM

4 be 2, thats awesome...

**c1apton** · 08-24-2006, 02:13 PM

Here's another take on illeagal immigration (was fwd to me)

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. __________________________________________________
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Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
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Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
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After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
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If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
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**celsdogg** · 08-24-2006, 02:54 PM

^^^ haha, thats awesome.

DEATH2000 · 08-24-2006, 03:40 PM

hahahaha nice. i love that

nick_318is · 08-24-2006, 03:48 PM

Thats awsome

**xsperf** · 08-24-2006, 04:48 PM

thats pretty funny, but i dont know if gas prices will go down if 11 million ppl stop buying gas... u know the deal, no matter wat happens(even if its supposed to lower the price) the price goes up!

**dinan540** · 08-24-2006, 05:32 PM

C1, sweet logic. You should run for Congress!

**xsperf** · 08-24-2006, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinan540

C1, sweet logic. You should run for Congress!

nah, that would only remove any logic he ever had, i think hes fine right here at the BMW forum

**RSF5** · 08-24-2006, 09:17 PM

and best part is that it wouldn't cost that much to ship them because you can fit so many in one shipment

**cainchapman** · 08-28-2006, 12:49 AM

It's Bollocks!

The only nation to start as a Penal Colony. It says something about the country when one of their Prime Ministers claim to fame was a a World Record for drinking a Yard Glass.

See attached link. He's the bloke in the Grey suit.

http://timblair.spleenville.com/archives/007995.php

**c1apton** · 08-28-2006, 02:05 AM

Correction noted...

Gotta love a country w/a sense of humor...