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Old 05-30-2006, 11:19 AM   #1
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Meaning of Life
I think we've been doing it all wrong:

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
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You should die first,*start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.**
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarter’s everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest my case.
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Old 05-30-2006, 12:07 PM   #2
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When I was a kid, we had the Atari 2600 with games like Space Invaders and Asteroids! There were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! .... Just like LIFE!

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Old 05-30-2006, 12:29 PM   #3
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that would be quite good.
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Old 05-30-2006, 12:35 PM   #4
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heck yes!

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Old 05-30-2006, 12:56 PM   #5
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:19 PM   #6
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:22 PM   #7
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:59 PM   #8
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you crack me up.
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Old 05-30-2006, 03:41 PM   #9
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thats awesome

on a side note the best explanation of life i have ever heard was

"conflict, and resolution"
conflict- your born
resolution- you die
conflict- your mad
resolution- you vent

ect.
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Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:17 PM   #10
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:50 PM   #11
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:52 PM   #12
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And I am on the right end of that equation to live a long life!

But then I would have to work another 40 years to be young again
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Old 05-30-2006, 09:18 PM   #13
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Old 05-30-2006, 10:16 PM   #14
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I like your way of dying better c1apton
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Old 05-30-2006, 11:25 PM   #15
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