Meaning of Life
 

I think we've been doing it all wrong:

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
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You should die first,*start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.**
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarter’s everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest my case.

:agree

that would be quite good.

heck yes!

:clap

Awesome! :nod

Haha nicely put.

thats great!

:lmao

you crack me up.

thats awesome

on a side note the best explanation of life i have ever heard was

"conflict, and resolution"
conflict- your born
resolution- you die
conflict- your mad
resolution- you vent

ect.

:rotfl :rotfl sounds good to me.

haha thats a good way to put it

And I am on the right end of that equation to live a long life!

But then I would have to work another 40 years to be young again :mad

I think the meaning of life is to drink beer and do chicks.

I like your way of dying better c1apton :lol

i laughed, twice in fact. this wins. =P