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05-24-2006, 05:55 PM
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The Harry Maugans Thread
We all love Harry, but did you know: -Harry doesn't dig Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris digs Harry. -Harry knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
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05-24-2006, 06:53 PM
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i think this died pretty hard. Harry is by no 'measure' Chuck Norris. i asked his girlfriend. =P
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05-24-2006, 07:03 PM
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One time, spammers started flooding the forum, and when Harry signed on, even before he bagan to roundhouse kick them in the face, they all ran away, crying
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05-24-2006, 07:10 PM
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Ok just for the hell of it: Harry can turn a pair of old cell phones into a BSD file server faster than Jack Bauer    |
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05-24-2006, 07:13 PM
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once two woman were fighting over a new born baby, each claiming to be the mother, Harry demanded that the baby be cut in half and a piece given to both women, untill one steped forward and said she would rather have the other woman have the child this displays the love of a true mother, harry then ate the baby just because they wasted his time on such trivial matters.
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05-24-2006, 07:15 PM
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Once I sent him $18 for a shirt and 6 months later still had no money or shirt, hes a very good scam artist, procede with care. (just busting your balls dude) |
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05-24-2006, 07:21 PM
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one time, harry's car broke down, and just as harry was about to get angry, someone named ChrisWhorrel(and im sure many others, too) ran in, replaced the fuel pump, and gave the keys to harry
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05-24-2006, 07:40 PM
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///M really stands for Maugans.
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05-24-2006, 08:56 PM
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Harry can turn water to petrol 
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05-24-2006, 10:09 PM
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^^^ harry doesn't pay for his gas... chevron texaco does. no joke.... or at least they used to.
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05-24-2006, 11:09 PM
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They still do, his time is running out, so I am milking him for it The thanks for his car need not go to me. It was Rob that replaced it. I didn't want to get my hands dirty  (Had to go to church like an hour later and was already all dressed nicely) but yea Rob knows cars way more then I do.
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05-24-2006, 11:26 PM
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^^^ that's so not fair. Gas prices haven't affected him at all yet.... i'm guess it hasn't affected laura either then.
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05-24-2006, 11:37 PM
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that lucky bastard. I heard he was born in a mental institution, and that he sleeps only 1 hour a night, do you know Harry Maugans?
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05-24-2006, 11:51 PM
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yes i know harry maugans, i also know that harry doesn't buy his cars, BMW pays him to drive their cars. lol
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