What's the deal with Men's Bathrooms?
 

Ok, so why is it that at my highschool a guy will only use the urinal next to another guy if all stalls are taken? I personally prefer the urinals with the dividers, but at my school it is unspoken guy law that you only use the next urinal in emergencies.

I don't like to use them at all :dunno

because thats the way we operate. no questions.

jk, but you wouldnt go to the movies with a few buddies and sit right next to them right? there is a seat between each of ya. same difference there, except in the latrine its more serious.

and i think thats the rule everywhere, except in europe. . .

Cause of big penis envy? Too shy? Homophobia?

I don't like public bathrooms and avoid them as much as possible. Never really know what crack head used them before.

Dough

Personally, I prefer the urinals over the stalls. At least you know where the guy next to you is aiming . . I've been in stalls where the guy next to me misses and I get splashing on my shoe :angry

That's fuckin disgusting, I've never experienced that... but another reason to avoid public restrooms.

wtf, thas nasty, id be pissed. haha no pun intended.

HAHAHA.. yea... exactly, pissed indeed. (Better than being pissed on eh? .. oh.. yea)

Ever notice that one guy in the corner urinal cowering? Like he's afraid everyone's out to see his wanker?

This reminds me of that scene where Ace Ventura is trying to find that ring with the missing diamond in it... in the bathroom, looking over into the dudes space trying to see the ring...

Or, how about that other clip from a comedy episode where there are three guys using a urinal and they end up holding each other's dicks for some reason or other... ok, that shoulds fucked up, but when watching it, under the senario, it was funny.... :dunno

Dough

Ever been to a auto race or any other large sporting event. They don't even have urinals, they have troughs. You are wedged in next to 20 drunk ass dudes taking a piss. After experiencing that, taking a piss in a urinal is welcoming.

try this one.

in basic training when i went thru our final field training excercise they just had a big hole dug in the middle of our perimeter. then we would just stand around the hole and piss in it. urinals please.

(now a days they have port a pots out there)

Hey how did you find out about me????

That's personal information brotha!

its not an unwritten law
its in the man code

http://www.liquorwits.com/code.html

number 41.

^^^ there you go... it the LAW!!!!

# 41 all the way! there's no reason another dude should be up and personal when there's others to use

the funny thing is, the more I thought about it, the guys that I know really well, played football with, lift every morning with, we are totally cool around each other and I wouldnt be the slightest bit worked up about peeing next to one of em. I think it depends on where and who it is.