What's the deal with Men's Bathrooms? - Page 3 - United Bimmer Community

**EnvyM3** · 05-18-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudesky

Please tell me you were drunk.

Of course I was, I wouldn't do something like that unless I was completely shithoused. I thought it would just be implied b/c it was in my college days....guess I should have specified that.

**celsdogg** · 05-18-2006, 10:08 AM

haha! ure da man envy!

**RealBmw 02** · 05-18-2006, 01:03 PM

My roommate has this habbit of sleepwalking and pissing random places when he is drunk. Places he has pissed: closet (many times), sink (many times), bathroom floor right in front of the toilet, top of the stairs letting it run down like a waterfall, dresser, friend's laptop, brother's wall... he almost pissed on his twin brother's face one time, but luckily his bro escaped just in time. Last weekend my girlfriend and I were sleeping and he randomly came in my room at 3 am. He walked to my closet and I had to jump out of bed to stop him from pissing all over my shit. Of course my girl thought it was funny as hell. That guy is a barrel of monkeys.

**celsdogg** · 05-18-2006, 01:10 PM

^^^heh, i would start locking my door if is was you

**Dudesky** · 05-18-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RealBmw 02

My roommate has this habbit of sleepwalking and pissing random places when he is drunk.

A good buddy of mine has a similar problem, except he sleepwalks when drunk and crawls into bed with whoever is around, thinking it's a girl.

**Red_Rocket** · 05-18-2006, 05:45 PM

you dont want to see another dugan do you?

......not that you would look, just might catch it out of the corner of your eye........never mind

**doughboyea** · 05-18-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWbeauty416

when you pee you don't even have to touch it!
try being a girl in a public restroom!!!!
its a balancing act

~*Teg*~

No dear... it's a hoovering act

I kinda ment that like takin a shit. When a dude is sittin on the bowl, his dong is dangling into the bowl, and it's "dangeriously" close to anything and everything in it. Peeing, well, the floor is piss stained yellow and sticky. So when I go in there, I'm standing in some other dudes piss... fuckin nasty. At least girls can piss over a bowl... harder to miss, but dudes either just don't care or thier piss explodes out splashing EVERYWHERE. Speaking of which... yea, I've mastered that 45deg angle thing.... I do that for the NO splashing and no noise factor.

Dough

**TJsBimm** · 05-18-2006, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RealBmw 02

My roommate has this habbit of sleepwalking and pissing random places when he is drunk. Places he has pissed: closet (many times), sink (many times), bathroom floor right in front of the toilet, top of the stairs letting it run down like a waterfall, dresser, friend's laptop, brother's wall... he almost pissed on his twin brother's face one time, but luckily his bro escaped just in time. Last weekend my girlfriend and I were sleeping and he randomly came in my room at 3 am. He walked to my closet and I had to jump out of bed to stop him from pissing all over my shit. Of course my girl thought it was funny as hell. That guy is a barrel of monkeys.