What's the deal with Men's Bathrooms? - Page 2 - United Bimmer Community

witeshark · 05-16-2006, 09:14 PM

I really only use bathrooms in good mall stores. They are the only clean ones

**brien4787** · 05-16-2006, 09:41 PM

I pee anywhere. I noticed especially being in college, that guys in general HATE using urinals. maybe because they afraid that someone might see their peter. i am mainly concerned about the splashback factor. yeah, has that ever happened to anyone? i use the 45 degree angle technique. aim your pee towards one of the corner edges inside of the urinal. works like a charm, and nearly zero percent back of any spray splash back onto your tan shorts you wear during the summer.

**TJsBimm** · 05-16-2006, 10:00 PM

^^haha thats funny backsplash sucks when you think it's gonna go one way and decides to change direction

**Rooz** · 05-16-2006, 10:13 PM

it's just the human/man law man... can't break that....

nick_318is · 05-16-2006, 10:17 PM

If you really have no other place to pee and you really have to go I will use a urinal next to someone else, or if there is a huge line. But if its in any normal condition i'm keeping at least 1 space between me and the next dude in there.

**brien4787** · 05-17-2006, 12:53 AM

i think that in our culture we like space from other people in general

**Hoppy** · 05-17-2006, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by brien4787

I pee anywhere. I noticed especially being in college, that guys in general HATE using urinals. maybe because they afraid that someone might see their peter. i am mainly concerned about the splashback factor. yeah, has that ever happened to anyone? i use the 45 degree angle technique. aim your pee towards one of the corner edges inside of the urinal. works like a charm, and nearly zero percent back of any spray splash back onto your tan shorts you wear during the summer.

no see i LOVE urinals. my dorm has them, but not any of the others. and thye are great when your drunk. i could give a rats ass if some one sees my junk, not like i can do anything about its size, good bad or not. ya know.

**Spieluhr** · 05-17-2006, 02:26 PM

lol, hoppy, very true, when you are hammered, you will pee on anything to get it taken care of. one of my goals in college is to get hammered and pee off the roof of my dorm.

**RealBmw 02** · 05-17-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Spieluhr

lol, hoppy, very true, when you are hammered, you will pee on anything to get it taken care of. one of my goals in college is to get hammered and pee off the roof of my dorm.

I peed out the third story window of my dorm last year when I was hammered. That was some good shit

**BMWbeauty416** · 05-17-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by doughboyea

Cause of big penis envy? Too shy? Homophobia?

I don't like public bathrooms and avoid them as much as possible. Never really know what crack head used them before.

Dough

when you pee you don't even have to touch it!
try being a girl in a public restroom!!!!
its a balancing act

~*Teg*~

**Hoppy** · 05-17-2006, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RealBmw 02

I peed out the third story window of my dorm last year when I was hammered. That was some good shit

i peed out a car window, doing 70 on the highway

and teg, we do anyway. well except when were drunk, then we just piss anywhere

nick_318is · 05-17-2006, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RealBmw 02

I peed out the third story window of my dorm last year when I was hammered. That was some good shit

I did that last year as well but i think it was only a second story window. One of my best friends just got a UIP for pissing on a church in all his drunkiness, his court date is un june and i'm gonna try to get him arrested again.

**EnvyM3** · 05-18-2006, 09:08 AM

Back in college I woke up in some random girls room in the middle of the night having to pee. Not wanting to go down the hall to the bathroom, I just opened up the closet door and let it go. Many ruined clothes, shoes, and handbags later, I got booted out of there. But I still got what I originally went there for

Damn those were some good times

drz · 05-18-2006, 09:21 AM

Buffer urinal rule. Pretty universal as far as I know.

**Dudesky** · 05-18-2006, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by EnvyM3

Back in college I woke up in some random girls room in the middle of the night having to pee. Not wanting to go down the hall to the bathroom, I just opened up the closet door and let it go. Many ruined clothes, shoes, and handbags later, I got booted out of there. But I still got what I originally went there for

Damn those were some good times

Please tell me you were drunk.