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Old 05-11-2006, 10:31 PM   #1
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Did I ever tell you that I had an alligator infront of my farking doorstep while I lived in Gainesville?????? Crazier than that, Animal Control wouldn't come and move it!!! They said if they do, they'll kill it. Said that they only do that if the animal is a public neusance. I said, so basically what you're telling me is that I have to wait until this gator tries to bite my leg off before you'll come get it???? They basically said - exactly. WTF??
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Old 05-11-2006, 10:38 PM   #2
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:24 PM   #3
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:54 PM   #4
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Old 05-12-2006, 12:07 AM   #5
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nice job granny! she shoulda chased that mofo and kept at em!

hm, they said they sold the meat, can you eat alligator meat? has anyone had any before?
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Old 05-12-2006, 11:21 AM   #7
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nice job granny! she shoulda chased that mofo and kept at em!

hm, they said they sold the meat, can you eat alligator meat? has anyone had any before?
yes it makes for a good thai curry

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I've had it. It's sold at a few places here in FL. It tastes like chicken, though is usually a tad tougher/chewier. Doesn't taste bad, though.
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I've had it. It's sold at a few places here in FL. It tastes like chicken, though is usually a tad tougher/chewier. Doesn't taste bad, though.
almost like buffalo i bet. My father in law had us try that instead of beef, yeah, the wifey and i didnt like that. . .

BTW, howcome everything tastes like chicken? thats a funny saying!
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I was raised in Florida (Tallahassee), my mom still tells me stories about how I was 2 and was standing in the back yard at the fence trying to feed a 6ft gator that had wandered up to the fence (and was known in the neighborhood for chasing cars of all things..). We were like the 6th homeowner in this new subdivision cut into the florida jungle - literally jungle (Floridians know what I mean).
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I had fried alligator once. it seriously does taste like chicken, but with a little bit more flavor.
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