Can a car have nice curves? - United Bimmer Community

**Chris** · 05-11-2006, 03:06 PM

I was driving somewhere the other day and i saw an E90 i liked and elise goes why do you like it so much? and i say "she has nice curves" and she starts laughing saying that car's aren't girls, they're cars, an wtf does nice curves mean?"

now lets clear this up. I think we can all agreee that all cars on this forum is a girl (i think even teg's car she said was named as a girl), so we don't need to dispute that, but has anyone else here ever said that a car has nice curves, or anything to the equivalent. (i might have used the word sexy instead of nice, i don't remembet)

**scrichy84** · 05-11-2006, 03:14 PM

Hell ya a car can have nice curves. She can also have a good looking ass and an ugly one. Not to mention that nice rack also known as the frontend and headlights! But, where is the pussy, the engine?!?

*This is not meant to offend anyone!

**Longhairedhippy** · 05-11-2006, 03:20 PM

Actually, i gave my car a guy's name.

**CAPiTUL** · 05-11-2006, 03:30 PM

I think cars are hermaphrodites. They are usually referred to as girls, yet when they get up and move, we say that car has got some balls!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess the interior of my car is pu$$y. . . warm, soft, and being that Im a dick, good to get into. hehe.

**celsdogg** · 05-11-2006, 03:49 PM

you guys are a trip

i always refer to bimmer as her or she. i have never said nice curves, but i have called em sexy before. i havent said that one has balls; i have heard it tho.

**EnvyM3** · 05-11-2006, 04:29 PM

Here's a thought in this topic, lets compare cars and girls:

Nice curves on a car.......widebody = hot

now a girl with a widebody = Fat Ass

So yeah, some cars can have nicer curves than some women

**Red_Rocket** · 05-11-2006, 04:45 PM

mine doesnt really have curves, more like lines....F

nick_318is · 05-11-2006, 05:44 PM

^but they are classy and still sexy lines

**Red_Rocket** · 05-11-2006, 05:48 PM

yes classy...thats it!

E30 repin

**BMWLotAttendant** · 05-11-2006, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scrichy84

Hell ya a car can have nice curves. She can also have a good looking ass and an ugly one.

Yeah, it all depends on each personal preference. I like anything newer, but older is definately not me.

And, I've heard having a fat/wide ass.
Example: e60 5ers and e65/e66 7s.

Quote:

Originally Posted by celsdogg

i have never said nice curves, but i have called em sexy before.

I've done that before too.

e38 740iL Sport, e39 540i Sport, e46 M3, e60 M5, e63 650i, e66 750Li...etc.

**mullethunter3** · 05-11-2006, 09:29 PM

I actually prefer the term... "That car is sex."

For the record, my car's name is Elizabeth, for her first owner.

**celsdogg** · 05-11-2006, 09:30 PM

thats a nice name. mine just has a title, THE BIMMER

**BMWLotAttendant** · 05-11-2006, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mullethunter3

I actually prefer the term... "That car is sex."

Or pure sex.

Montizzle 325i · 05-12-2006, 06:13 PM

The E36 has some sexy ass curves for sure. my car is named heidi. in that shes german and every other heidi ive ever known has been hot as hell