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Old 05-02-2005, 03:24 PM   #16
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Kid is genious.

Law... fuck the law. That long for taking off your clothes ? WTF, WTF !? People that kill someone don't get that long...
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Old 05-02-2005, 05:04 PM   #17
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If they were hot, definitely go for it. I mean, I did and got what I wanted. It felt soo good too after fantasizing about her while in class. I have done it a few times since then as well. But I actually found out that she has banged many of her students, and she lost her job b/c of it. I personally know 4 others in my circle of friends that have also had their way with her. Did I mention she likes to take it in the ass?
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Old 05-02-2005, 06:12 PM   #18
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GOD WHY COULDN'T I GET A BABYSITTER LIKE THAT
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:21 PM   #19
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I mean, how could u see any sexual attaraction in a 4 year old kid, lol

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Old 05-03-2005, 08:23 PM   #20
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There's this one teacher that i wouldn't mind...since we're on teh subject...she's my homeroom teacher...skinny, pretty face, i'd guess 36C...
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GOD WHY COULDN'T I GET A BABYSITTER LIKE THAT
Why dont you just ask your parents if you can pick which one you want next time they go out?
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Old 05-04-2005, 10:49 AM   #23
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Haha, I banged one of my high shcool teachers. It was a little after my 21st b-day, I saw her in a bar and we were talking and flirting nd I mentioned how I always had a crush on her when I was in her class and I ended up back at her place that night
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haha

Here is a related joke:

A kid walks up to his father and asks, "daddy, is god a man or a woman?" His dad responds by saying, "I think god is both man and woman son."

The kid again walks to his father and asks, "daddy, is god white or black?" His father responds by saying "son, god is both son, he's both."

The kid then asks, "daddy, is Michael Jackson god?"
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haha

Here is a related joke:

A kid walks up to his father and asks, "daddy, is god a man or a woman?" His dad responds by saying, "I think god is both man and woman son."

The kid again walks to his father and asks, "daddy, is god white or black?" His father responds by saying "son, god is both son, he's both."

The kid then asks, "daddy, is Michael Jackson god?"

Lmao, I was going to say the joke, but then I though it might get a bit off topic, lol
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