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05-04-2006, 03:28 PM
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Almost hurts to say this, but I think MSN is the lesser of the evils. Ever had a pimple in the groin area? |
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05-04-2006, 04:13 PM
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A; very glad to say no Q: since drz asked that question do you think he has one??? ~*Teg*~
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05-04-2006, 04:21 PM
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A: I would be willing to guess that he does Q: Why is it you wash your car and 5 minutes later its covered with shit from trees? |
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05-04-2006, 04:25 PM
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A. Because that's how trees have their fun. Q. Why does my RA have sex at ALL HOURS of the day? It's 2:25pm and she's freakin' loud! |
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05-04-2006, 04:27 PM
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A: Can't compain that she likes sex, Horny women = good women Q: what type of beer should i drink tonight |
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05-04-2006, 04:31 PM
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A: the good kind! and yes horney women are good women - I SHOULD KNOW! ooooo Q: is it 5 yet? ~*Teg*~
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05-04-2006, 06:30 PM
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A: No, past 5pm. It's 6:27pm. Q: Why is Haiti bad?
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05-04-2006, 10:24 PM
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A: Too many problems  Q: Are amber fog lights any better in fog? |
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05-05-2006, 01:25 AM
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I really don't know. Maybe :* Yes, I had a huge pimple in the groin area last week. It popped during the weekend, and the stupid wound left will not heal  How far are you planning to go into formal education? |
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05-05-2006, 01:30 AM
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A: Formal education? College (in it now) Bachlors, a break (couple years to get experience), MBA then Executive MBA. Q: What was the last concert you went to?
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05-05-2006, 10:38 AM
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A; ohhh my lord uhhhh it was Edgefest '05 i knwo there was Velvet Revolver Blue October some others Q: why is it you can never remember what the last band you saw play was??? ~*Teg*~
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05-05-2006, 11:09 AM
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A. I sure can. I was my friend's band, uncommon hero. Q. What would you rather be doing right now?
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05-05-2006, 11:49 AM
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Playing Basketball, or mounting my new wheels on my car. What is your favorite sandwich? |
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05-05-2006, 11:54 AM
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A. Roast beef. Q. What do you want to be when you grow up? |
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05-05-2006, 01:15 PM
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A. Alive Q. Who's gettin shitty tonight for Cinco de Mayo?
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