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Your Ride: 1995 Jet Black 325i
Quote:
Originally Posted by jms
Q. Why is everything you ask all sexual and stuff, are you trying to hook up?
A. Not at all
To Komodo:
A. I know only one CAR ---> Bimmer.
Q. Did you know that the male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
__________________ Dont piss me off. I am running out of places to hide the bodies
A. Wow, Even though that's technically not a question, it's good to know. I know when my wife's ripping into me that is a sign I'm not gettiing any with my head attached or not.
A: Last time I went to ER was when my friend accidently hit me upside the head with a curling bar (like weight lifting)- - I was talkin about rainbow birds and such apperently
Q: Anyone want a bite of my strawberry shortcake icecream?
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Your Ride: 1995 Jet Black 325i
Quote:
Originally Posted by BMWbeauty416
A: Last time I went to ER was when my friend accidently hit me upside the head with a curling bar (like weight lifting)- - I was talkin about rainbow birds and such apperently
Q: Anyone want a bite of my strawberry shortcake icecream?
~*Teg*~
A. Yummy
Q. Did you know that you can't kill yourself by holding your breath?
Edit: Damn guys, typing too fast for me.
__________________ Dont piss me off. I am running out of places to hide the bodies