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Okay a Blonde and a Brunette decide to rob a bank. They formulate a plan and go over it so they both have it memorized. They drive to the bank and the brunette parks out side. She turns to the Blonde and says "Alright you remember the plan?" the blonde says "yeah yeah yeah I remember it." "Good" the Brunette says, "be back in 5 minutes" so the blonde goes inside and the brunette waits and waits and waits and finally 20 minutes later the blonde comes out of the bank with the alarms blaring for all to hear and dragging a gigantic safe with a rope tied around it. Then the guard runs out of the bank with his pant around his ankles trying to reach his gun. The blonde gives up on the safe and hops into the car. The Brunette yells "What happened in there??!?!" as they drive away and the Blonde says "I don't know I followed the plan exactly." The Brunette thinks for a second and says: "You idiot I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"