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Yeah what's up with that....
Last night I was at the gym lifting weights with Asian chick and we were spotting each other...it was really steamy and humid in the gym...and we got real turned on...only thing is I can't hide it as easily as she could...so needless to say it was an embarrassing evening
LOL! you guys have been trying for almost a year - it makes me laugh hehe
I will give it to you boys are are relentless
-oh BTW I went to the titty bar last night and after many many beers I got on stage should have been in Tulsa
that is weak man........what I'd have done is initiate it with the 1st girl and let the second girl watch....get turned on...and then join in.....
what did you actually think that both girls where gonna get down on their knees give you head and dip your teabag then toss your salad and make out with each other while you watch...nope, unless you are me it don't work like that....
in reality threesomes happen when the extra girl is in the room and she gets turned on by see the guy please her friend....yata yata ya....
REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME:
Usually the guy is the one who has to silently start the 3some process after the timing and the place is right. Timing and place is usually the hardest factor, once you get this outta the way the rest is a cakewalk but you can still screw it up...
so my Rule no. 2 is SAY AS LITTLE AS YOU CAN BEFORE AND DURING THE 3SOME! TALK ALL THE BULLHSIT YOU WANT AFTER ....BUT UNTIL IT"S DONE....KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT WILL KEEP THE LEGS OPEN AND THE PANTIES OFF!
Rule no.1 NEVER ASK A GIRL TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE WILL TELL YOU NO (unless you are me) and DO NOT START BEGGING LIKE A PUPPY IF AND WHEN SHE SAYS "NO"! JUST INITIATE WITH ACTION AND EYE CONTACT...BE NATURAL AND PACE YOURSELF, NOT TOO FAST, NOT TOO SLOW...START ON THE MOST HORNIEST GIRL 1ST AND THEN LET THE OTHER GIRL COME TO YOU...AND IF THE GIRLS START EXPLORING EACH OTHER...LET THEM AND DON'T GET IN THE WAY AND ANNOY THEM...WAIT YOUR TURN AND ENJOY THE SHOW...THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS TO HAVE THEM THROW YOU OUT OF THE 3SOME!
Rule no. 3: IF NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND BOTH GIRLS SEEM TO WANT TO SIT AROUND WASTING TIME EVEN AFTER YOU TRY TO INTIATE IT...THEN ASK THEM TO LEAVE OR LEAVE...BUT DON"T CREATE EMPTY STRETCHES OF SILENCE BETWEEN YOU 3 OR IT WILL ONLY BECOME MORE AND MORE UNCOMFORTABLE...AND ONCE A GIRL IS UNCOMFORTABLE YOU ARE GOING HOME WITH THE SYMPTOMS OF WHAT I CALL "EXTRA DRY DICK"
Rule no. 4: DON't FORCE ANYTHING ON ANY GIRL OR TRY TO GO GORILLA AND DATE RAPE SOME INNOCENT GIRL OR YOU"LL BE SPENDING THE NEXT 25 YEARS TO LIFE HAVING ALL THE 3SOMES YOUR BUNG HOLE CAN MANAGE BETWEEN TWO 6'7" HAIRY GUYS NAMED TONY AND JAMAL!!!
RULE no. 5: HAVE FUN WITH IT AND WRAP UP THE JIMMY!
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thanks all mighty delmarco....... have u given that a shot with asian chick and ur girl? i have done this a few times before and was just ranting out my frustraion from the night. but next time ill b sure to print our your step by step instructions to ensure everything goes smoothly.
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