Screw you, White Castle!!!
 

Okay, I'm coming home from a friend's house tonight, and decided to get some grub. Stopped over at White Castle, and ordered a couple of bacon cheeseburgers & fries, and the chick at the drive in says, "Okay, just jump in front of the other cars on line to the window, because they all have big orders, and yours will come up before theirs".

I jump in front like she says, and at first no one is paying me no mind. But the guys in the cars are starting to take a shit fit, because I cut in front. So it dawns on me that these cocksuckers played a joke on me, so I pull out off the front of the line.

Well, lookie here . . . just so happens that my girlfriend borrowed my car this afternoon, and did an entertainment gig at a birthday party . . made ice cream out of some basic ingredients and liquid nitrogen- still had half a tank left. I also keep a balaclava (full face mask, except for the eyes) in the car for when I run on cold mornings. If any of you folks are familiar with LN2, you know where I was about to go with this :D

I put the mask on, walked into the place with the liquid nitrogen tank, and poured the shit right out onto the floor, and took off . . the place was filled with white smoke in a mere few seconds, and as I drove off, I saw everyone running out of the place through my rearview mirror . . .yyyyyeeeeeeaahh biotches!! :lmao

OMG that's gotta make the news :lol

Nice work, I bet they wont fuck with anyone for a while.

That's probably why the "White Asshole" is on the bottom of the fast food chains.

Dudesky - 1
White Asshole - 0

Ha, should have had a friend tail you and snap some pics! :D

haha, amazing! now tell me where you get thats stuff, i want some!

mad crazy...

A lot of gas suppliers will sell it to you as long as you have the proper container (called a dewar). Do your homework first before messing with the stuff, it can be pretty nasty if you don't handle it properly. And you're supposed to have a hazard warning panel on your vehicle when transporting it, but cops don't usually know that. Just try to avoid tunnels and bridges with HazMat ban signs :eek

Now I'm a little worried I may have been caught on camera somewhere last night, but I didn't see any around :dunno

Can just see the headlines:

"MAD CUSTOMER FOGS WHITE ASSHOLE
film at 11:00

HAHAHHAHA Dudskey thats freakin awesome.

I'd like to know what happened to the floor :shades

You have huge balls dude, huge balls. Or else you are nucking futz. No way I would do that, not worth the risk, but I'd laugh my ass off watching you. :)

LOL, dude i bet you if anyone inside snapped pics it will make the news.

Nothing happened to the floor. The stuff evaporates so fast, and it literally skims over surfaces. If you ever threw drops of water on a hot teflon frying pan, that's what it does. Just makes a lot of smoke, like dry ice. It was all over before I even got down the next corner.

Heh- I may be old, but I can still be a real whack job if you push the right buttons. Nothing on the news tonight, and I doubt anything will come of it. This town is like the Wild West, people do crazy shit all the time and no one gives a flying f*%#.

Gotta love Jersey!

Dough