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Old 02-17-2006, 01:37 PM   #61
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Uuuugh, shouldn't you be the one making those decisions??? Or is she just trying to brainwash you? I know how that goes.
That was the joke. I am quite capable of making whatever decisions she tells me to.
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Old 02-17-2006, 04:09 PM   #62
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I rather be not single. I want somone nice who appreciates who i am.I want somone i can hold in my arms and be with. I want someone who honetley cares about me. Sadly only one girl has ever taken the time to see me for who i am, see a side of me that not many other people got to. i wish more girls would take the time like she did.
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:53 PM   #63
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When i really want to pick up chicks i just use the CS, i dont even have to say a word, their clothes just fall off once they see it.
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Old 02-17-2006, 10:36 PM   #64
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When i really want to pick up chicks i just use the CS, i dont even have to say a word, their clothes just fall off once they see it.
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:10 PM   #65
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Old 02-18-2006, 05:41 AM   #66
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my car does not help me pick up chicks. a lot more guys notice it and appreciate than girls do. also i dont go around at the clubs telling girls i drive a bmw. some times my friends will say that to some little 18 year old hussies and then they get all over it, but you dont really care that much about those types of girls.
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:27 AM   #67
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Hug? Hell, he needs to get laid! Death you're a hopeless romantic - if you spent as much time talking to girls as you do telling us about how you'ld like to meet a nice one, you'ld have the Playboy Mansion North going...
Fuck i barley talk to girls much anymore. Just some that i know from school
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:29 AM   #68
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comeon death step up to the plate
Yea i was at work then went paintballing last night so i didn get time ti check this thread since my last post.
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:30 AM   #69
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Ain't nothing wrong with being romantic, he's just misguided. He's laying out there for us to see and not the chicks. So either he's trying to get with us, or he needs to put it out there for the chicks.
id like to put it out there for the girls. exept none wanna take to the time to let me. girls see how ugly i am and its like yea nooo. so w/e.


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sorry death, this thread just turned completely against you ...
yea dont worry, thats how my life has been the last few months. life pretty much turned against me,
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Old 02-18-2006, 10:06 AM   #70
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yea dont worry, thats how my life has been the last few months. life pretty much turned against me,
wow, just wow. somebody call the WHAMBULANCE.

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Old 02-18-2006, 11:16 AM   #71
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Old 02-18-2006, 06:13 PM   #72
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id like to put it out there for the girls. exept none wanna take to the time to let me. girls see how ugly i am and its like yea nooo. so w/e.
See, I was trying really hard to stay out of this, but what the hell is wrong w/ you?! You're not gettin' shit 'coz you're sooooo negative about yourself, it's almost like you're already deciding for them. Hopefully sooner than later you'll see that looks have little to do with what chicks dig. Even the Elephant Man can look 'exotic', given the right attitude. Ever see a couple and wonder what the fuck the chick sees in the guy? ATTITUDE. CONFIDENCE. That's how it works. Improve on that self esteem, and everything else will fall into place, my brotha
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Old 02-18-2006, 06:19 PM   #73
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i have actually been aproached by a couple of women regarding my car. One lady actually wanted to drive my car, ha... the only time i let my own wife drive my car is when i have had too many to drink. She was pretty sexy though, but not that sexy.
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Old 02-18-2006, 08:30 PM   #74
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See, I was trying really hard to stay out of this, but what the hell is wrong w/ you?! You're not gettin' shit 'coz you're sooooo negative about yourself, it's almost like you're already deciding for them. Hopefully sooner than later you'll see that looks have little to do with what chicks dig. Even the Elephant Man can look 'exotic', given the right attitude. Ever see a couple and wonder what the fuck the chick sees in the guy? ATTITUDE. CONFIDENCE. That's how it works. Improve on that self esteem, and everything else will fall into place, my brotha
Thanks man. I guess its good advice. But its kinda hard when u know u have no chance. If i had a chance with a girl it makes it alot easier for me.


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One lady actually wanted to drive my car, ha... the only time i let my own wife drive my car is when i have had too many to drink. She was pretty sexy though, but not that sexy.
Only girl ive ever let drive my car was my friend Nicole, and only cause at the time i was trying to go out with her and id thought id help my chances. yea i found out like 2 weeks later i was wrong. So now at this point no girl will ever drive my car for a looong ass time.
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:25 PM   #75
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man, I ain't letting anybody else drive my bimmer....unless of course I am married to them. gf's these days have a relation expentancy of about 6 months max (well my history) and it isnt worth the damage to my car. Plus I am yet to meet someone that can park properly. I was going out with a girl whose dad works in ford's track test dept(?) and even she sucked balls at parking. go figure....women. .............. yes waiting for getting flamed now
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