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Old 02-15-2006, 10:34 AM   #1
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lol, two sides of the story, same forum!

man, this is too good!


http://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?t=508839

http://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?t=509835

im sure its fake, but still kinda funny.
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:41 AM   #2
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good stuff I do think it's kind of stupid the guy wants to sue hi, but whatever...
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Old 02-15-2006, 11:01 AM   #3
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yeah, that's something I wish I had thought of. now it's been done. oh well.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:38 PM   #4
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thats america.

" broke my arm when i broke into your house! im sueing!" and pathetic excuse for a legal system we have gives criminals and bitchers millions
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:50 PM   #5
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thats america.

" broke my arm when i broke into your house! im sueing!" and pathetic excuse for a legal system we have gives criminals and bitchers millions
I'm hurt by your statement. I'm sueing, I deserve compensation!
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:58 PM   #6
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haha i was on another forum. and soem ass was bitching that when we said something. i dont even remember what. it wasnt ever racial. and they demanded we stop using it. and i said ok, but i find the letter E offensive and demand it not be used. ever try to write a logical post with out useing the letter E
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:41 PM   #7
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^^I can do that. Hoppy, you suck. I wish you could just shut up. Your words hurt and mock us all. If I had my way, I would just punch your mouth in, you nasty drunk. I would kick you if I could. But I actually won't. In fact, this is not what I wish to say at all. I don't think you suck. I will not punch you, hit you, nor kick you, Hoppy. I know you assist many on this board. I also know that many wish you joy and a luxurious, fast, trusty BMW.
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:42 PM   #8
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the above is not to be taken literally I was demonstrating that the lack of "e" while painful can be overcome.
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:54 PM   #9
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bravo good sir. its tough though isnt it. just imagine writing an entire book with out the letter E... enter Gadsby
A Story of Over 50,000 Words with out the letter E
http://www.spinelessbooks.com/gadsby/

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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:05 PM   #10
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It can be done. but it is a pain in the ass. and the number one word I wanted to use: the
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Old 02-15-2006, 06:40 PM   #11
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lol this thread has been hijacked
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:57 PM   #12
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Hahahah those threads are funny.
As for that book without using the letter "E". Props.
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Whoa, mad props. hah
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Makes a great point. Must spread word. Oh. And reteach driver class while I'm at it
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Makes a great point. Must spread word. Oh. And reteach driver class while I'm at it
Huh?
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