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Old 02-15-2006, 01:57 PM   #31
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from chris and harry's half baked senior prank ideas


jack all the silverware from the school cafeteria, and stick them into the football field. takes forever to get out

flour plus water = huge mess on football or baseball field with no damage to field

if there's a fountain around, fill it up with prop pirate ships and stage a pirate battle with notable local characters


Giant posters of tub girl www.tubgirl.com would be a good nasty way to go.


and an easy one but will surely get to people is go to the pet store and get a bunch of crickets from the snake food section and put them in gatorade bottles. when you get to school open the caps to the bottles and drop them in the stairwells or in odd places of the school where people won't see them immediately and wait for the girls to freak out and the teachers to say "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND!?" we almost did this, but decided that our local pet store was too damn expensive to get the crickets from.
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:01 PM   #32
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note to everyone. dont visit tubgirl.com seriously
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:59 PM   #33
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jack all the silverware from the school cafeteria, and stick them into the football field. takes forever to get out

flour plus water = huge mess on football or baseball field with no damage to field

if there's a fountain around, fill it up with prop pirate ships and stage a pirate battle with notable local characters


Giant posters of tub girl www.tubgirl.com would be a good nasty way to go.


and an easy one but will surely get to people is go to the pet store and get a bunch of crickets from the snake food section and put them in gatorade bottles. when you get to school open the caps to the bottles and drop them in the stairwells or in odd places of the school where people won't see them immediately and wait for the girls to freak out and the teachers to say "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND!?" we almost did this, but decided that our local pet store was too damn expensive to get the crickets from.
or we could put the crickets in the teachers desks before school and watch them freak out during class.
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:05 PM   #34
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I aggree with the tubgirl comment its un-necessary. Hoppy, that musical thing was pretty funny. The Cricket idea sounds pretty cool too, you might be able to find a place on the internet to buy the crickets in bulk.
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Old 02-15-2006, 06:49 PM   #35
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I'm not sure if your school is big enough, but if you can get every senior to ride the bus...that throws off the whole system. A few years ago some guys did that at my friends highschool and they didn't have enough space cause they were used to having the seniors drive.

Numbering the pigs is a good idea, some guys at my school did it. Make sure you lube em up good.

Put baby oil all over the main hall. Its a bitch to clean up.

Litter the entire halls with porno. Its best if you get a bunch of people to help you out.

You can always camp out, with the rest of you class, in the faculty parking lot. Make sure everyone parks in their usualy spots so that the teachers have no place to park.
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:42 PM   #36
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the problem with the pigs is everyone already knows it. and im sure theres some "principals big book of pranks" that all schools have to reconize these things.
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Old 02-15-2006, 11:51 PM   #37
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lubing up pigs is only fun if you get ten pigs and use thirteen different numbers or something like that so they think they're missing three
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Old 02-15-2006, 11:56 PM   #38
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So let loose some pics and number them 1, 2, and 5. Skip two numbers.
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exactly. or do what milton seniors did and steal chickens from a farm and let them run wild in the cafeteria and halls during lunch..... mean students killed most of them though.
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^^^
that's fucked up.

get a bunch of packaging peanuts from UPS store and find a staff car with open window or sunroof and fill er up!
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that's fucked up.

get a bunch of packaging peanuts from UPS store and find a staff car with open window or sunroof and fill er up!
HAHA! That's horrible, but awesome. It doesn't damage anything, but would be annoying as hell.
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so what am i suposed to do with the forks? fork the lawn?
yea. although it may be littering...idk.
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hmm before my lizard died like 18 months ago I could get a dozen crickets for a buck, but some people that worked there were lazy and gave me around 20. you could get around 200 for $10..
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you could always get those little roseys (small fish) and hide them around the school. They are cheap and after a week will smell pretty bad.
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Me and my freinds are plannign this right now:

TP the school's bus in the middle of the night right before a field trip or something.
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