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Old 02-09-2006, 07:58 PM   #1
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NWS link (no pictures, just text).

http://media.www.cornellsun.com/medi...epublisher.com

However absolutely HILARIOUS if you read it.
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:01 PM   #2
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i got broken link
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:07 PM   #3
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:07 PM   #4
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you just need to remove the first media from the URL tag but if ur lazy just click below:

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Old 02-09-2006, 08:29 PM   #5
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Erm, yeah, link fixed.
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:47 PM   #6
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wow, that was kinda wierd.
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:52 PM   #7
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heh, good read.
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:11 PM   #8
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:41 PM   #9
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:40 AM   #10
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Old 02-10-2006, 09:33 AM   #11
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people need the paper to explain it???

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Old 02-10-2006, 11:41 AM   #12
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haha haven't seen an article like that before
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Old 02-10-2006, 01:13 PM   #14
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people need the paper to explain it???

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I could have written that in 3 sentences.

You place cock in mouth. You lick cock. You swallow.

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