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Old 01-23-2006, 02:08 PM   #31
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Absolutely nothing if you have 2 tits, a hole, and a heartbeat
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Old 01-23-2006, 02:24 PM   #32
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Absolutely nothing if you have 2 tits, a hole, and a heartbeat
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, he has the heartbeat down
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Old 01-23-2006, 02:25 PM   #33
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^^^Yeah unfortunately. I wish I could make it stop.
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Old 01-23-2006, 02:28 PM   #34
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^^^Yeah unfortunately. I wish I could make it stop.
Why? that would mean no more UB and no t-shirts (which i just paid for).
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:09 PM   #35
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His heart stopping would result in no more UB or T-Shirts???? K, I take that back then.
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:11 PM   #36
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Old 01-23-2006, 04:23 PM   #37
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I think I'm gonna go to the spa, tan a while, wax my crack, put on my girlfriend's smallest tanktop and a cute headband, stick some 50 carat cubic zirconia in my ears and go hang out with these guys

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Old 01-23-2006, 04:56 PM   #38
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I think I'm gonna go to the spa, tan a while, wax my crack, put on my girlfriend's smallest tanktop and a cute headband, stick some 50 carat cubic zirconia in my ears and go hang out with these guys

how you doin
And the award for the most gayest thing ever said on UB goes to...... Gomerino
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:03 PM   #39
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I'm Italian from NY and I never dressed like that. Its a joke, right

I always thought that Canadian women were attractive, not stuck up and so much easier!
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:11 PM   #40
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I always thought that Canadian women were attractive, not stuck up and so much easier!
Well when u have beer like ours....it makes life so much more fun. And yea, we got some pretty hot girls up here.
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Old 01-23-2006, 08:44 PM   #41
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Well when u have beer like ours....it makes life so much more fun. And yea, we got some pretty hot girls up here.
there are hot girls wherever you go and there are also guys like this wherever you go. i have seen tools like this at the clubs here. just not as on wide a scale.
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Old 01-23-2006, 08:48 PM   #42
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there are hot girls wherever you go and there are also guys like this wherever you go. i have seen tools like this at the clubs here. just not as on wide a scale.
Remind me not to go clubbing in Edmonton, lol.
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Go easy on my Wisc buddy, it's cold out there and his GFs probably riding the "cotton pony"- so he's doing what all good Wisc folks do - drink & surf the web, drink again, surf, drink....
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