Crazy experiences - United Bimmer Community

**TJsBimm** · 01-01-2006, 08:16 PM

Ok back in the day i had a 88 MR2 Supercharged (ya rice but very quick and sounded sweet) But one day this guy in a Ford 150 was all up my ass, so i was like alright you wanna play that way I slammed the brakes on at like 140km, you should've seen the smoke off the ass end. The guy went like sideways behind me and almost lost it! So i got off on my exit but he was pissed and tried to catch up with me and i was totally braking through an S bend at 120km just to get away. Anybody had any crazy instances like that, with the bimmers of course.

DEATH2000 · 01-01-2006, 08:31 PM

Uhh yea kinda. Some fag in the backseat was smaking me with a road map so i slammed on the brakes to yell at him and at basicly the same time some chick was switching lanes behind me and when she saw me brake she sverved back into her lane after almost hitting me. Man i was so fucking pissed at that kid.

EDIT: Thats not ur car in the sig is it?

**beem** · 01-01-2006, 08:40 PM

Ive put someone off the road before in the winter.. They were tailgating me bigtime on an icy road, and I KNOW my car doesnt stop quick on ice.. I got sick of them being on my ass, so I quickly brake checked them (haha I hate it when people do it to me though), and the dude totally lost it in his buick, and slid off the road into a snowbank. His car was fine though and I had a good laugh too

**TJsBimm** · 01-01-2006, 08:49 PM

Sweet, people love to learn the hard way......haaha, mother fer's

nick_318is · 01-01-2006, 09:29 PM

I have something similar no one went out of control, but one time I was getting onto the freeway, there was a huge backup to get on from where i was coming from I was in about the middle of the line, I pulled out and cruised slowly next to the right lane until I saw a spot so I snuck into line. It completly pissed the guy off that I pulled in front of, he was all on my ass and I could see he was really pissed in his car. Then he tried so hard to get infront of me on the freeway but I never let him get by, I think he got me up in the 100+ zone, but he had to get off so I just flicked him off. I really dont know what he was pissed at you could have put an aircraft carrier infront of his car so I just got in the way.

**TJsBimm** · 01-01-2006, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nick_318is

I have something similar no one went out of control, but one time I was getting onto the freeway, there was a huge backup to get on from where i was coming from I was in about the middle of the line, I pulled out and cruised slowly next to the right lane until I saw a spot so I snuck into line. It completly pissed the guy off that I pulled in front of, he was all on my ass and I could see he was really pissed in his car. Then he tried so hard to get infront of me on the freeway but I never let him get by, I think he got me up in the 100+ zone, but he had to get off so I just flicked him off. I really dont know what he was pissed at you could have put an aircraft carrier infront of his car so I just got in the way.

people hate there little zone or that you pass them, i love when i drop down a gear and smoke there ass hahaaha

**c1apton** · 01-02-2006, 04:56 AM

Want to make those tail-gating idiots look even stupider? When they're on your ass, do the "attention check". (simimlar to a brake check) Instead of hitting the brakes hit the emergency flasher let it flash only once, but while doing it accelerate. The clown behind you is watching for brake lights, when he gets the surprise of emerg. lights they're ALWAYS on the brakes and hard. While they're in "nose dive" mode you're blasting away from him. Anyone behind him is seeing just how much of a moron he is. This works great in hwy traffic. I did this to a guy 3 times, he finally passed me on the shoulder (he was so pissed) only to get the attention of a cop two lanes over from me.

**xsperf** · 01-02-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by c1apton

Want to make those tail-gating idiots look even stupider? When they're on your ass, do the "attention check". (simimlar to a brake check) Instead of hitting the brakes hit the emergency flasher let it flash only once, but while doing it accelerate. The clown behind you is watching for brake lights, when he gets the surprise of emerg. lights they're ALWAYS on the brakes and hard. While they're in "nose dive" mode you're blasting away from him. Anyone behind him is seeing just how much of a moron he is. This works great in hwy traffic. I did this to a guy 3 times, he finally passed me on the shoulder (he was so pissed) only to get the attention of a cop two lanes over from me.

haha good one

witeshark · 01-02-2006, 01:37 PM

I had some moron cut me off in a lane change with no signal. After flashing my brights, he nailed the brakes and I had to do the same. So I downshifted and changed to his right and raced along his right side flipping him off. Everytime he tried to get back alongside me, I downshifted and eased easily ahead of him

**94bmw325i** · 01-02-2006, 08:28 PM

I want to weld a thicker bumper on my truck and just hit those idiot drivers off the road so others won't be in danger.

DEATH2000 · 01-02-2006, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 94bmw325i

I want to weld a thicker bumper on my truck and just hit those idiot drivers off the road so others won't be in danger.

HAHAHA I should so do that with my moms car. Get her a big ass bumper gaurd for the front and bump tap people going to slow.