 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|||||||
| Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Advertise With Us | Mark Forums Read | |||
|
|
||||||||
|
Welcome to United Bimmer Community - BMW Forum . You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us. |
| United Off Topic **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** Chat about whatever! Off-topic chat forum. (Be sure to appropriately title posts that are NWS) You must be registred and logged in to see sub-forums |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools |
12-20-2005, 06:58 PM
|
#1 |
|
Repent You Sinners...lol
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |
|
|
|
|
12-20-2005, 07:15 PM
|
#2 |
|
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is awsome but i think if i confessed everything i would be doing hail marys and such for the rest of my life. -Hutch-
__________________
///M Accelerate till you see GOD....then Brake If life passes you by...............Downshift |
|
|
|
|
12-20-2005, 09:28 PM
|
#3 |
|
It would definitely take me way to long to confess everything bad that I have done this year.
__________________
 1970 BMW 2002 Driven by skill, not money "Real BMW's have round tail lights" |
|
|
|
|
12-20-2005, 09:56 PM
|
#4 | |
|
ya. i gave up after Desiderium - the desire for what is sinful Class C Any use of or purchasing of pornographic material Class C Masturbation Class D Missing Mass on any Sunday or Holy Day of Obligation Class A Any use of illegal drugs, including alcohol for those under the legal age of consumption Class A
__________________
You know your a drunkard if you... Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey. Quote:
Bet I can drive faster than you can Come on Hoss, let's have some fun Go on shoot me with your radar gun You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can. |
||
|
|
|
12-20-2005, 11:12 PM
|
#5 |
|
Wow. What a thoughtful site for the less mobile that need to, well, confess   |
|
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 07:17 AM
|
#6 |
|
Jesus...if I had to go through all those, I'd be on-line forever. Screw it. What's the sense in repenting? I'd rather be hanging out with people I know in Hell anyway. BTW, I'm diggin' the new sig C1apton. Looks sweet.
__________________
Proud member of the Roundel Avatar Club!! |
|
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 10:33 AM
|
#7 |
|
I am NOT saying 714 Hail Marys AND fasting for 3 days.
__________________
 "Like short sleeves, I bear arms" |
|
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 10:57 AM
|
#8 |
 Great, All I need now is for the vatican to setup a shopping cart so I can buy e-papal plenary indulgences. |
|
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 11:56 AM
|
#9 |
|
http://66.221.113.105/~eppie/sin.cgi Perhaps I should have checked the links.  I guess it's ok to buy indulgences from a third party, perhaps he's an authorized reseller. |
|
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 11:59 AM
|
#10 | |
|
Quote:
|
||
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 12:06 PM
|
#11 |
|
Your sins have been evaluated. The automatic sin calculation system has adudged ye. For absolution to be granted, and eternal life to be attained, the Holy See suggests contributing to the coffers of the Vatican a quantity equal to $15900. We remind you that failure to provide adequate restitution may result in your being eternally tormented by the demon Ariton, and his spirits Irminon and Ekdulon. Exclusive guarantee: If you are not satisfied with the indulgence or the subsequent eternal life granted by the Holy See in cooperation with the Lord our God, 75% of the value of your monetary tribute will be refunded, no questions asked. You can trust the Pope! To reconsider the nature of your sin, please return to the catalog. Privacy policy. The administration of the Holy See will not disclose under any circumstances the identity of the sinners who purchase indulgences, except in direct communication with the Lord our God through prayer. However, aggregate data regarding trends in indulgence sales may be made available to investors by our quarterly report.
__________________
"Like short sleeves, I bear arms" |
|
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 12:15 PM
|
#12 |
|
For when you absolutely, positively need to seek redemption overnight. |
|
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 12:30 PM
|
#13 |
|
Lando, I was laughing so hard I accumulated at least 6 more sins thanks you SOB - "X" fuck another one  |
|
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 12:48 PM
|
#14 |
|
^^^lmao.
__________________
"Like short sleeves, I bear arms" |
|
|
|
|
12-21-2005, 02:33 PM
|
#15 |
|
Wow, thats wierd. there is no way im gonna recite 494 hail marys, and fuck fasting for 9 days, i get hella hungry if i dont eat for 3 hours
__________________
 VIEW MY E36 BLOG HERE New to United Bimmer? Check out our Introductions and Greetings Section and introduce yourself today! Need Help with your E36 DIY Projects? Knowledge Base and DIY Guides Avilable Here E36 Bentley Manual PDF download avilable HERE |
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |
|
|
|
|
«
Previous Thread
|
Next Thread
»
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Kitten Cannon, lol | guywithblack88e30 | United Off Topic **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** | 20 | 11-18-2005 10:54 PM |
| Been a while, well it seems that way lol | SHAHAB323IS | United Off Topic **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** | 14 | 11-12-2005 11:11 PM |
| lol, what just happend? | Rooz | Site Feedback | 5 | 09-15-2005 06:59 PM |
| If World War II was Fought Online | komodo | Comedy Collection |
3 | 07-26-2005 11:57 AM |
| M3 mirrors, lol | Rooz | BMW General Discussion | 10 | 06-18-2005 01:15 AM |
