Repent You Sinners...lol

[jms]

try really racking up the sins, I got over 3000 hail marys 80 our fathers and 9 weeks of fasting.
so go ahead and check off the things you really want to do, and don't forget multiple counts of the same sin.

[c1apton]

Originally Posted by jms

try really racking up the sins, I got over 3000 hail marys 80 our fathers and 9 weeks of fasting.
so go ahead and check off the things you really want to do, and don't forget multiple counts of the same sin.

I was going to pull a "Charles Manson" but was afraid a hand would come out of the screen & pull me straight to hell

[LandoAWD]

Originally Posted by jms

and don't forget multiple counts of the same sin.

Oh hell...

[jms]

Everyone can be redeemed, except ex-communicated heretics. They must be burned at the stake using a heretical fork. On the plus side you can't beat a heretic because their blood must not touch the ground.

on the plus side at least nobody here has died, been dug up, placed on trial, found guilty, drug through the streets, and then dumped in a river. http://atheism.about.com/library/glo...f_formosus.htm

[DEATH2000]

Originally Posted by jms

http://66.221.113.105/~eppie/sin.cgi
Perhaps I should have checked the links.

I guess it's ok to buy indulgences from a third party, perhaps he's an authorized reseller.

If u check off every sin, and commit it against every body you have to fork over $35,800.

For absolution to be granted, and eternal life to be attained, the Holy See suggests contributing to the coffers of the Vatican a quantity equal to $35800.

Exclusive guarantee: If you are not satisfied with the indulgence or the subsequent eternal life granted by the Holy See in cooperation with the Lord our God, 75% of the value of your monetary tribute will be refunded, no questions asked. You can trust the Pope

[DEATH2000]

Originally Posted by jms

Everyone can be redeemed, except ex-communicated heretics. They must be burned at the stake using a heretical fork. On the plus side you can't beat a heretic because their blood must not touch the ground.

What the hell is a "heretic" ??

[craig]

maybe i should make my own religion. it looks like a good way to make money