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11-13-2006, 08:26 AM
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"we dont know what causes mental ilness" -some psych I saw doing an interview at the "american psychiatric association" anual confrence. |
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11-13-2006, 10:25 AM
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" i bet that guy has like, an 18 inch junk. " kid i work with randomly speculating about a customers endowment
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You know your a drunkard if you... Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey. Quote:
Bet I can drive faster than you can Come on Hoss, let's have some fun Go on shoot me with your radar gun You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can. |
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11-13-2006, 11:36 PM
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Hey harry, someone is stealling your car -random quote i remember from a locked convo someone posted...i remember something about absinthe...:rofl
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11-13-2006, 11:44 PM
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-"Dude check it out, touch my nuts!" -"No."
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12-16-2006, 02:16 AM
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"Life's a Journey" - fuck that! motto to live by: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride".  |
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12-17-2006, 12:19 AM
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"as long as your balls don't touch its not gay" |
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12-17-2006, 12:23 AM
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"Life is like a road, with mondays being the potholes of life"
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"Dude if you sit through 45 spins it displays a message telling you that you are officially gay." |
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