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**Rooz** · 12-16-2005, 11:45 PM

This one's for all our southern guys...

Dumped my g/f abou a week and a half ago, now am talking to this girl that's has a full blown southern style going.

Dated chick that had some southern accents before, but this one has the language to go with it too, I mean, I think it's nice sometimes, kinda fun and sexy in it's ways, but at other times am just like

what did you just say? lol

How do you guys deal with it

?

witeshark · 12-16-2005, 11:58 PM

Well. If you like her enough, get a Jeff Foxworthy DVD and follow that along! OMG

**dinanM6** · 12-17-2005, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by witeshark

Well. If you like her enough, get a Jeff Foxworthy DVD and follow that along! OMG

either that or get a Larry the Cable Guy DVD or get the best of both with Blue Collar Comedy Tour

**c1apton** · 12-17-2005, 12:55 AM

Hell, take her out, end the mystery. If you take her home & she lives in a trailer --> RUN

**Spieluhr** · 12-17-2005, 11:40 AM

people that can't speak correctly really start to bug me after a while. I don't think I could do it. Especially the "valley girl" type.

"and like, i was so like, DUH, and she was like, so ummm, like, do you, like, want to do something...?"

That's the most intellectually impacting conversation you will have in your LIFE.

**c1apton** · 12-17-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Spieluhr

people that can't speak correctly really start to bug me after a while. I don't think I could do it. Especially the "valley girl" type.
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Difference between "rock chicks" & "country chicks"?
Country chicks can speak using 2 syllables

**projal147** · 12-17-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Spieluhr

people that can't speak correctly really start to bug me after a while. I don't think I could do it. Especially the "valley girl" type.

"and like, i was so like, DUH, and she was like, so ummm, like, do you, like, want to do something...?"

That's the most intellectually impacting conversation you will have in your LIFE.

HAHAHAHA I met a girl at a party a few weeks ago who spoke just like that... I tolerated her because she was the (sorority) little of a good friend, but I wanted to smack her across the face and say: "NO! that is not how to speak. Now in proper ENGLISH tell me again what you just said." those kind of girls must have like marbles for a brain...

**Rooz** · 12-17-2005, 06:14 PM

lol, you guys are all from the north, it's not helping so far,

**c1apton** · 12-17-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rooz

lol, you guys are all from the north, it's not helping so far,

Rzzz, If you dig her take her out. But I know your

-friends that live in Texas and the babes there are "y'all and twang". I couldn't make audio gear "pitch shift" vocals that much. It's somewhere between feedback & chicken sqwauk. But who cares how they talk right? {just keep shaking your head yes}

DEATH2000 · 12-17-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Spieluhr

people that can't speak correctly really start to bug me after a while. I don't think I could do it. Especially the "valley girl" type.

"and like, i was so like, DUH, and she was like, so ummm, like, do you, like, want to do something...?"

That's the most intellectually impacting conversation you will have in your LIFE.

See i would be able to tolerate that providin A) She was hot, and B) was planning to take her clothes of within 2 minutes of finishing that sentence.

**c1apton** · 12-17-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DEATH2000

See i would be able to tolerate that providin A) She was hot, and B) was planning to take her clothes of within 2 minutes of finishing that sentence.

You forgot to mention you had a "ball gag" in hand

DEATH2000 · 12-17-2005, 10:26 PM

^^ Oh yea, that too..... lol

**LandoAWD** · 12-19-2005, 07:56 AM

I like Southern girls. My accent is proably as thick as hers, so it wouldn't bother me a bit.

Hell, the wife has an accent...sometimes. It comes and goes depending on who she is hanging out with.

**c1apton** · 12-19-2005, 09:24 AM

try dealing with a GF with a british accent! You need an interper just to decifer her "defs" of words. IE: Wicked = Cool {wicked witch???}

Add the "female thinking" and it's Turmoil Central

C an't
U nderstand
N ormal
T hought process

**LandoAWD** · 12-19-2005, 09:26 AM

I'd like to add that I have never slept with a Southern bell. The brass irritates the twig and berries.

Belles on the other hand...