Man, there is a lot of good stuff on here...
Let me try to add a few highlights:
Being a kid stupidity:
1) Burn half a carpet down while trying to light my dad's zippo
2) Stabb my brother in the leg with a fork over a video game
3) Almost lost a finger trying to poke a fastly moving metal fan
4) When I had my appendix removed, walked around the hospital naked in one of the robes (Not knowing the back was open
1) Take a sharp 90 degree turn in my car and manage to put two wheels in the air
2) Get pulled over for a damn busted tailight bulb and the cop managed to find "some illegal substances" in the car
3) Fishtail out of a school's parking lot right in front of a cop
1) Break a window in my 2nd appartment with a beer bottle because I had left my keys inside
2) Run over two cat at once thinking they were plastic bags (I did try ot dodge them)
3) GOt drunk the night before the first time I was supposed to take the SATs, woke up at 1pm the next day
4) First time I got drunk, got drunk of from liquor, then puked that night, woke up the next morning and drank beer thinking I would sobber up, and puked from that too
Can't think of much else of top of my head...
Originally Posted by c1apton
"He says no, 23 miles ago
- I clocked you at 118 in a 55 - so he goes back to write me ticket and I notice "bonehead me" - forgot to plug in radar detector
The funniest part, he was so "into" the moment he wrote the ticket to the owner (GF) I still paid it, but she had to straighten out the DOT bullshit
I though cops couldn't follow you legally without pulling you over for that much?