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Old 12-16-2005, 01:48 PM   #46
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Yea right, and cows fly....

LOLz... Your sarcasm has failed to affect me. His wife and i did work together at Killington Ski Resort, and I did screww her at the x-mas party. Ahhh, memories.

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Old 12-16-2005, 06:58 PM   #47
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dont know where else to post this..i drank so much last night..holy fucking shit.
a little more then 2 liters of bacardi and vodka between three people, plus some beers and a hookha. holy shit i had th ahng over of my life this morning.
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Old 12-16-2005, 08:15 PM   #48
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Old 12-16-2005, 08:33 PM   #49
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LOLz... Your sarcasm has failed to affect me. His wife and i did work together at Killington Ski Resort, and I did screww her at the x-mas party. Ahhh, memories.

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Edit: And I'm still a "responsible adult".
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Old 12-16-2005, 08:46 PM   #50
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lol.

oh shit...i found a beer can sitting on top of the china cabinet...lucky my parents didnt see it.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:07 PM   #51
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^Thats common practice something always gets by. I know a guy who had a party cleaned everything up perfectly, parent had no idea. They were using the computer and the keyboard wasn't working so well, so they turned it over and beer came out. Just when you think your in the clear there's always some sort of evidence.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:17 PM   #52
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:39 PM   #53
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Man, there is a lot of good stuff on here...

Let me try to add a few highlights:

Being a kid stupidity:
1) Burn half a carpet down while trying to light my dad's zippo
2) Stabb my brother in the leg with a fork over a video game
3) Almost lost a finger trying to poke a fastly moving metal fan
4) When I had my appendix removed, walked around the hospital naked in one of the robes (Not knowing the back was open )

Car stupidities
1) Take a sharp 90 degree turn in my car and manage to put two wheels in the air
2) Get pulled over for a damn busted tailight bulb and the cop managed to find "some illegal substances" in the car
3) Fishtail out of a school's parking lot right in front of a cop

Drunken stupidities
1) Break a window in my 2nd appartment with a beer bottle because I had left my keys inside
2) Run over two cat at once thinking they were plastic bags (I did try ot dodge them)
3) GOt drunk the night before the first time I was supposed to take the SATs, woke up at 1pm the next day
4) First time I got drunk, got drunk of from liquor, then puked that night, woke up the next morning and drank beer thinking I would sobber up, and puked from that too

Can't think of much else of top of my head...

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"He says no, 23 miles ago - I clocked you at 118 in a 55 - so he goes back to write me ticket and I notice "bonehead me" - forgot to plug in radar detector
The funniest part, he was so "into" the moment he wrote the ticket to the owner (GF) I still paid it, but she had to straighten out the DOT bullshit
I though cops couldn't follow you legally without pulling you over for that much?
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Old 12-17-2005, 12:18 AM   #54
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as long as its within their jurisdiction.. he was probably a state trooper meaning the whole state
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Old 12-17-2005, 12:43 AM   #55
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I though cops couldn't follow you legally without pulling you over for that much?
well he can follow you but since he already saw you speeding hes in full right to give persuit for aslong as it takes, even with lights off as often times a cop might want to run the plates first.

as for just following you for no reason it depends on state, but most of the time i wouldnt hold my breath
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Old 12-17-2005, 05:42 AM   #56
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u win

I was going 130 in a 40mph zone...........2 lane highway....didnt even see the cop that got a radar on me sooo i didnt stop and it was through a canyon

cops caught me 15 min later

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..lol. ^^ oh i fogrgot the biggest one, which lead me to using BMw forums and eventually UB. I was fucking around with stolen golf carts at the golf course by my house and we putt hem in Neutral and went down a huge hill. We got them going about 35mph at which point i pulled an idiot stunt and tried to do a 180 after slammin on the brakes. I ended up flipping the golf cart and bailing half way through. I broke my ankle. My friend(passenger) stayed in the cart and only got road rash.
Then we reassembles the cart, drove it back to the golf crouse and ran from security. Eventually they found us and tried to ticket me..i told him i broke my ankle and they left me alone(law suit..lol)
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:56 AM   #58
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Anytime a golf cart is involved it always proves to be "colorful". I always get the ones that smoke (at least upon return) I've brought them back with body parts missing must have been poor manufacturing.
Important Note: The same rule applies to both golf carts & rental cars - They make great off-road vehicles. I've had rental cars that have had more "air time" than Michael Jordan
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:59 AM   #59
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Anytime a golf cart is involved it always proves to be "colorful". I always get the ones that smoke (at least upon return) I've brought them back with body parts missing must have been poor manufacturing.
Important Note: The same rule applies to both golf carts & rental cars - They make great off-road vehicles. I've had rental cars that have had more "air time" than Michael Jordan
hah.. that ford fiesta never saw it coming!
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:27 AM   #60
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^we just got a rental car for the next week or two, i'm defiintly going to go out and beat on it, esspecially if it snows some more here!
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