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Old 12-11-2005, 12:08 AM   #16
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:08 AM   #17
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remember these guys from an earlier post? Now you'll know why I said they eat better than you Harry I think they ran out of the room after seeing your dinner

#1) Earlier this spring
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:15 AM   #18
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Those dogs look awesome. They grow fast!

As discusting as Chef Boyardee might look, it tastes awesome.
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:25 AM   #19
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Chef? Awesome? In the same sentence? Are YOU WILD? I'm sorry Harry but you've been playing with too many toxic chemicals lately Are you manufacturing meth in the dorms? I'm going to put a "care package" together for you. I know homeless people who eat better!
Re: "my kids", yea they're growing like weeds. Axel ate one of my "Stones" bootlegs, literally ate & swallowed it. (I bet it tasted better than "Chef in a can spam-o-rama") He also ate one of the GFs nice heeled sandals - she bitched - so I gave him the other one. My younger brother (the good influence he is) taught them to howl when he shows them porn on the computer... see what happens when I'm away? They're probably smoking & drinking behind my back
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Old 12-11-2005, 01:05 AM   #20
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Chef? Awesome? In the same sentence? Are YOU WILD? I'm sorry Harry but you've been playing with too many toxic chemicals lately Are you manufacturing meth in the dorms? I'm going to put a "care package" together for you. I know homeless people who eat better!
Re: "my kids", yea they're growing like weeds. Axel ate one of my "Stones" bootlegs, literally ate & swallowed it. (I bet it tasted better than "Chef in a can spam-o-rama") He also ate one of the GFs nice heeled sandals - she bitched - so I gave him the other one. My younger brother (the good influence he is) taught them to howl when he shows them porn on the computer... see what happens when I'm away? They're probably smoking & drinking behind my back
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He also ate one of the GFs nice heeled sandals - she bitched - so I gave him the other one. My younger brother (the good influence he is) taught them to howl when he shows them porn on the computer... see what happens when I'm away? They're probably smoking & drinking behind my back
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Old 12-11-2005, 07:33 PM   #23
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Since you guys dissed on my Chef Boyardee last night... I decided to splurge on dinner tonight.














It has 10% of my daily intake of Vitamin A, 8% Vitamin C, 8% Calcium, and 10% of my daily required amount of Iron. Weighing in at a whooping 270 calories, with a staggering 980mg of sodium and 41g of carbs... it's..... Hormel Spaghetti with Meat Sauce! Preservative Free and ready in 90 seconds! *crowd goes wild*



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Old 12-11-2005, 07:45 PM   #24
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i will not subject you guys to images of the commons food here.
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Old 12-11-2005, 07:48 PM   #25
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Since you guys dissed on my Chef Boyardee last night... I decided to splurge on dinner tonight.
It has 10% of my daily intake of Vitamin A, 8% Vitamin C, 8% Calcium, and 10% of my daily required amount of Iron. Weighing in at a whooping 270 calories, with a staggering 980mg of sodium and 41g of carbs... it's..... Hormel Spaghetti with Meat Sauce! Preservative Free and ready in 90 seconds! *crowd goes wild*
You know ur a college student when.......


Dude splurging is going to McDicks or something, not upgrading from Chef-Boy-Ardee to some wierd spaggeti thing. Eat right,eat greasy, eat mcdonalds. Mcdonalds, 150 million made fat and counting.......
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Old 12-11-2005, 08:19 PM   #26
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Since you guys dissed on my Chef Boyardee last night... I decided to splurge on dinner tonight.

(who was it that enlightened us to your fine dining habits? )

"I know you've meant to, wanted to but just couldn't find the time.. Did you know for only .03 day you could feed a starving BMW owner? We'll even send you pics of what your donations provide for this poor, starving, poverty ridden young man as he improves - things like new wheels, CF accessories, wall to wall electronics. Your donations will also go towards his medical needs as ALTERNATORS and late night emergency runs to Crystals. Please give generously.."
And your donations are tax-deductable (offshore)
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Old 02-04-2006, 10:36 PM   #27
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Harry maybe these will inspire you to eat better:

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Those dogs look awesome. They grow fast!

As discusting as Chef Boyardee might look, it tastes awesome.

you must be high!
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