How cold you ask? It's so cold:
*You can hear your breath
*the snowman knocked on the door and asked to sleep on the couch!
*when I turned on the shower - I got hail!
*Instead of the finger, New Yorkers giving each other the mitten
*Cabbies are wearing flannel turbans.
*You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
and of course:
*Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.