Where do girls come up with this stuff?
 

ok, I am in a ranting mood, so i apologize ahead of time.

anyway, Where the hell do girls come up with some of the acusations that they do? They freak out about some of the weirdest things, and then tell you that you are wasting their time and not treating them correctly. Even when you try to tell them they are wrong (which never works), apologize, or even kiss total ass, none of it is good enough. They tell you that "you need to think about whether or not you want this relationship" and shit like that. :blahblah

We are the ones trying to set it straight, but no you wont accept it. so we apologize, and you won't accept that. :shoot We tell you you are the most beautiful person in teh world, but you don't care. :bowdown Therefore, we can conclude that the MEN are the ones that actually work to preserve relationships, and the women are the ones that are testing the boundaries.:angry

what the hell... :bash

thanks for listening, im gonna go get shit faced. :burp :b33r

haha feel better man, and when women are pissing u off just fall back on my favorite saying..... "FUCK WOMEN!" u feel much better after yelling that (no i dont mean actualy, its meant metaphoricly.)

my Gf says "tell him jewlery also works" dont listen to that tho, dont cave in to the estrogenical tyrany that is woman.

-Hutch-

Spieluhr, that has to take presentation of rant award of the year :cheers

thanks, im honored.

Now,now - when the "sphyxexsourous-erectus" AKA:GF gives you any of those show her these. You haven't seen her go balistic yet :wave

^^^^^ the perfect woman... thats awesome.

wow...guess you could be a genius at cars, drive a nice fast car and still have to deal with the same shit when it comes to chicks like everyone else...

well except me...I got rules

1. I don't love those hoes and I don't put a price tag on a broken heart.

2. The key to owning women is making them relate to you. DO NOT attempt to relate to them. Understand their patterns but don't dwell any further...

3. You may meet them on their terms but understand that those terms will be more complicated than anything you usually encounter in your daily running around.