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If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Screw you, team.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the freak down.
When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
To attain inner peace, Vin Diesel eats Buddhists.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
Vin Diesel once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Vin Diesel taught the Kool-Aid Man how to burst through walls.