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11-28-2005, 09:47 PM
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New Hallmark Cards
New Hallmark Cards  I thought about posting this in Comedy Collection, but some are a bit non-family-friendly, so I decided the lounge would provide it a nice home.  OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I hope it's your sister. OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind. OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life. INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you. OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... INSIDE: What in hell was I thinking? OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well-respected. INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly. OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs: INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it. OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. _ OUTSIDE: The holidays are a great time to be with family. INSIDE: Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard! OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you... INSIDE: It's almost like you're here. OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend... INSIDE: Buy a dog. OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?
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11-29-2005, 09:47 AM
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Too funny!  |
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11-29-2005, 11:47 AM
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Can someone make me a nice one of OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I hope it's your sister. I wanna give it to my roommate.  |
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11-29-2005, 12:12 PM
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haha im sending it to my friend
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11-29-2005, 01:05 PM
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11-29-2005, 01:09 PM
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haha those are awsome  -Hutch-
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