Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend - United Bimmer Community

**komodo** · 11-17-2005, 01:39 PM

Post up things that you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend. haha

Examples:
The ride is gettin a little loose.
Theres lots of interior space for my friends as well.
Looks Great, but shes a little slow...
Up to 4 people can ride at a time.
She needs her interior cleaned.
She's got too many miles.
You should see the trunk space!
When it down for maintenance.....you get a rental for free!

Continue....

witeshark · 11-17-2005, 01:41 PM

What angel eyes! Oh, wait...

**xsperf** · 11-17-2005, 01:56 PM

haha thats funny

**RogueRonin** · 11-17-2005, 03:27 PM

She doesn't whine, like my other ride.

**Dudesky** · 11-17-2005, 04:43 PM

The rear end is shot . . some dude nailed her from behind.

Hey- your headlights are on.

**Gomerino** · 11-17-2005, 04:59 PM

I can put my stuff in the trunk without any objections

DEATH2000 · 11-17-2005, 05:23 PM

Shes gettiing up there in milage

Im gonna trade her in for the new model

she needs a face lift

**c1apton** · 11-17-2005, 06:00 PM

"She just blew off a ricer"
"She's been driven hard, but broken in right"
"She's pretty low maintenace"
"The bitch smokes from dead starts"
"She runs hot in traffic"
"bitch squeals in the corners"

OR

"I hate taking her in for body work"
"She leaks like a sive"
"She needs a lube"
"I love sticking my foot into her"
"She's fully loaded"

**bmw4life** · 11-17-2005, 06:09 PM

lmao those are all funny, keep them coming

**komodo** · 11-17-2005, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c1apton

"She just blew off a ricer"

HAHAHAHA!!

**c1apton** · 11-17-2005, 06:49 PM

"She looks better without the bra"
"Nice headlights!"
"She's sagging in the rear"
"She rides like a dream"
"Shes' got heated seats"
"That old bitch, had her for years"
"I store her in the barn every winter"
"Her heater wordks great"
"I have to wear the seatbelt & a helmet when I drive her"
"Once I rolled her end over end"
"I did that backing up"

AND

"I let her warm up before I drive her hard"

**donald1476** · 11-17-2005, 08:59 PM

"She's 9 years old and I ride her just as hard as when she was 4"

**Spieluhr** · 11-17-2005, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c1apton

"She looks better without the bra"
"Nice headlights!"
"She's sagging in the rear"
"She rides like a dream"
"Shes' got heated seats"
"That old bitch, had her for years"
"I store her in the barn every winter"
"Her heater wordks great"
"I have to wear the seatbelt & a helmet when I drive her"
"Once I rolled her end over end"
"I did that backing up"

AND

"I let her warm up before I drive her hard"

haha

actually laughed out loud about this thread.

**c1apton** · 11-18-2005, 12:01 AM

I can't take all the credit for these, my "partners in crime" (co-workers) are contributing factors. (think we can get comission from BMW - I think we sold at least 6 via this forum

)

"She smokes like a bitch in the morning"
"Just topped her off with gas"
"wait till you see under her hood"
"she's got a few scratches but no rust"
"got her at an auction"
"she's driven daily"
"she blew a rod then coughed up a piston" "could've been worse she could've sucked a valve"
"she blew a head gasket"
"throttled her so hard she just screamed out of the driveway"
"had the imperfections wet sanded out of her - then buffed"
"her pads needed replacing"

**xsperf** · 11-18-2005, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c1apton

"had the imperfections wet sanded out of her - then buffed"

LOL