I can't take all the credit for these, my "partners in crime" (co-workers) are contributing factors. (think we can get comission from BMW - I think we sold at least 6 via this forum
"She smokes like a bitch in the morning"
"Just topped her off with gas"
"wait till you see under her hood"
"she's got a few scratches but no rust"
"got her at an auction"
"she's driven daily"
"she blew a rod then coughed up a piston" "could've been worse she could've sucked a valve"
"she blew a head gasket"
"throttled her so hard she just screamed out of the driveway"
"had the imperfections wet sanded out of her - then buffed"
"her pads needed replacing"