"she's been in a couple of accidents but runs out great"
"sometimes you have to blow her out on the open road"
"she's got some oversteer and her ass end comes around"
"I prefer the softtop"
"she sucks gas like a pig"
"she loose in the corners, but gets better with more laps"
"she's a collector"
"she's got all the sport optopns"
" you have to check out her hydraulics"
"she purrs like a kitten"
"Sold AS IS"
"you can't tow her, she has to be flatbedded"
"she's a trailer queen"
"nothing a little body filler couldn't fix"
"she's got TILT and Cruise"
(sorry if we got carried away - it's been an all nighter for early show)
PS: nothing personal to all the female members - oops!