Fu$*ing F$&k - United Bimmer Community

**bitcore** · 04-25-2005, 10:14 PM

I pull up to my buddy's house to drop off a case of BAWLS because I work and go to school near the only place that sells cases of 24 of that stuff withen 50 miles. Anyways, I turn the key off and pull it out kinda quickly like I always do and begin to hop out of my car, I glace back over and something clicked in my mind and made me go "wtf", and I glaced at my RPM's and it's at a ncie and steady 700 rpm.... the engine's just purring like usual, I'm like "mmkay..." I look down in my hand and see the key in my hand, and then glance back over at my gauge cluster and see the needle hovering at 700 RPM, and listen to my engine purr and my CD still playing. My mind clicks "Oh, Thats what made me go wtf... my music's still on....... Wait a minute, WTF??!!" I'm still confused and glance back and fourth at my gauge cluster and my key another 3 times being more and more confused each time and I finally lean back over and look at the ignition, sure enough, there's no key in it, it's in my hands.... and the engine's still on like nothing happened.

I can't turn my car *OFF*!!!! Damn, my baby must loves to drive, she just dosn't want to stop! HAR HAR HARRRR..... No.

I give my buddy the bawls and show him my confusion an he's like "Whoa! That's messed up."

BLA BLA BLA, cell phone, talking to stealership like "The key is in my lap a good foot from the ignition, but I'm driving down the road right now to see you guys." That was a funny conversation. I get transfered to 4 different people. Each one is like "Uh yah, leme send you to X" and I get put on hold for a minute and a half each time.

I get to the stealership, me and dad aruge over some shit after he gets there and bla bla bla.

I wonder how much they are going to charge for a new lock cyl. They gotta wait 3-5 days for this fucker to come in the mail from germany, before they spend a day or however long these bastards want to take re-installing it.

God damnit. Be nice to your ignition or it will fuck up like mine did. I'm happy my car was stuck ON and not OFF!! That would have been a disaster! Without the key working, you can't get an auto out of park, so we'd have to tow it backwards and hope the steering lock is really good or use those little caster wheel thigies!! I was a good 35 miles away from stealership, that would be like $200 in tow truck rates... AFTER AAA....

Now I'm stuck with my little sister's volvo S40... Rockin the front wheel drive babah!

craig · 04-25-2005, 10:21 PM

mmm....BAWLS are good...the drink!!! lol

witeshark · 04-25-2005, 10:31 PM

Wow that is a bit amazing! Now, what of this Park thing of which you speak??

**Torque** · 04-25-2005, 10:34 PM

old school > new school.

i can get my auto in and out of any gear when the key is a foot away from the lock.

**Addicted?** · 04-25-2005, 10:40 PM

wow sorry to hear about the car! hate when shit like that happens! i can shift 1 through 5 without my key in haha

David

**austin** · 04-25-2005, 10:44 PM

i wouldnt tow it on a wrecker anyway. call a flatbed. same cost if you have AAA

**RealBmw 02** · 04-25-2005, 11:24 PM

ya flatbed > wrecker

and that sucks majorly

witeshark · 04-25-2005, 11:29 PM

Wow! What a sweet weekend driver!

**komodo** · 04-25-2005, 11:36 PM

Haha, I wanna see the look on the dealership guy's face when you walk in holding your keys and your car's still running outside.

That sucks man... how much is it gonna set you back?

At least you have good taste in drinks.

Bawls are awesome.

witeshark · 04-26-2005, 12:19 AM

Yup. And so is Vodka!

**wax** · 04-26-2005, 12:29 AM

Now I'm stuck with my little sister's volvo S40... Rockin the front wheel drive babah![/QUOTE]
hah reminds me of my sisters s60... god i would rape the wheels that car... brutal... im sure it hated me hahah.

**Spieluhr** · 04-26-2005, 12:30 AM

sucks dude! and yes vodka is better than bawls, i have never even had bawls either. raspberry vodka is hte best. but ya, that sure would be strange to be driving along and be twirling my keys in my hand.

**bitcore** · 04-26-2005, 09:15 AM

Funny you guys are talking about vodka and bawls, I mixed the two last night and wound up not being able to really taste the harshness of this vodka. (It's expensive shit to begin with so whatever) It's actually not that bad, Definately NOT a drink of choice though...

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Originally Posted by witeshark

Now, what of this Park thing of which you speak??

It's a mode that you can place an automatic transmission in where you do not have to set the handbrake to prevent the car from rolling. Most, if not all cars with automatic transmissions have this feature.

I do not like it and I'm sorta stuck with this car at the moment...

**EnvyM3** · 04-26-2005, 09:19 AM

What are BAWLS???

I guess I must have none

witeshark · 04-26-2005, 12:10 PM

Hope the fix is quick and painless

I have never had Bawls either