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Old 09-20-2005, 12:49 AM   #1
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holy shit!....i have honestly never been this scared in my life. So this girl from LA came to visit me while my parents were gone to alaska. I met her on my trip to LA to visit my old friend dan. either way..she came to visit..we has some fun for a couple of days. so we had dry sex and i had misplaced my "load". she was wearing really short shorts..and i had strechtchy Pj type pants on..so obviously my oad could have gone to teh wrong place. so shes tells me shes 6 weeks pregnant..and its some other guys..but she was at my house exactly 6 weeks ago. After about ten min of convo..she tells me she was jk...but fuck...thats teh scariest thing ever..knowing u might be a dad to some kids.
heh to make things shittier..the night before she lieft she told me she loved me..and i kind ablew it off...and she reallyy hated me for it. i didnt talk to her for like a month..then she comes up with this shit(slthough its not true)...fuck.
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:52 AM   #2
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that is scary, and im glad things are good for you.
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:53 AM   #3
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don't you think that is a little personal for the internet?? Either way, glad that she was just kidding.

Although, I seriously doubt that you could get her pregnant through your pants and her booty shorts.
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:55 AM   #4
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man...and she even had the nerve to say they were twins...bull shit
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:56 AM   #5
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fuck personal..that girl really fucked with my head and im pissed
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:06 AM   #6
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kind of had a scare, but was a while ago when I was young and foolish. The chances of that happening are remote, but good thing she was just kidding anyway. I agree, that is fucking cold of her to do.
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Old 09-20-2005, 02:00 AM   #7
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That was pretty cold of her.....
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you busted in your pants!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Who jokes like that?
I'd killa bitch.

FYI, you didn't have "dry sex", you "dry humped".
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jizzed in your pants. thats a new one for me
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do people seriously still dry hump? its 2005, people nowdays just go straight to fucking all the time...
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Seriously WTF man? You really dry hump, you might as well just rub your cock against a telephone pole. You'd prolly get the same amount of friction. And you jizzed in your pants. You just got pwnd .......... by yourself.
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Seriously WTF man? You really dry hump, you might as well just rub your cock against a telephone pole. You'd prolly get the same amount of friction. And you jizzed in your pants. You just got pwnd .......... by yourself.



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