Almost thought i was a father...almost nws?
 

holy shit!....i have honestly never been this scared in my life. So this girl from LA came to visit me while my parents were gone to alaska. I met her on my trip to LA to visit my old friend dan. either way..she came to visit..we has some fun for a couple of days. so we had dry sex and i had misplaced my "load". she was wearing really short shorts..and i had strechtchy Pj type pants on..so obviously my oad could have gone to teh wrong place. so shes tells me shes 6 weeks pregnant..and its some other guys..but she was at my house exactly 6 weeks ago. After about ten min of convo..she tells me she was jk...but fuck...thats teh scariest thing ever..knowing u might be a dad to some kids.
heh to make things shittier..the night before she lieft she told me she loved me..and i kind ablew it off...and she reallyy hated me for it. i didnt talk to her for like a month..then she comes up with this shit(slthough its not true)...fuck.

that is scary, and im glad things are good for you.

don't you think that is a little personal for the internet?? Either way, glad that she was just kidding.

Although, I seriously doubt that you could get her pregnant through your pants and her booty shorts.

man...and she even had the nerve to say they were twins...bull shit

fuck personal..that girl really fucked with my head and im pissed

kind of had a scare, but was a while ago when I was young and foolish. The chances of that happening are remote, but good thing she was just kidding anyway. I agree, that is fucking cold of her to do.

That was pretty cold of her.....

you busted in your pants!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who jokes like that?
I'd killa bitch.

FYI, you didn't have "dry sex", you "dry humped".

or he busted himself because there was a girl in his presence

jizzed in your pants. thats a new one for me

do people seriously still dry hump? its 2005, people nowdays just go straight to fucking all the time...

Ya, there are certain bits of information that we can do without :eek

Seriously WTF man? You really dry hump, you might as well just rub your cock against a telephone pole. You'd prolly get the same amount of friction. And you jizzed in your pants. You just got pwnd .......... by yourself.

:lol :lmao

OWN3D!!!