Go Back   United Bimmer Community - BMW Forum > UnitedBimmer- Off Topic > United Off Topic  **FOR MEMBERS ONLY**
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Advertise With Us Mark Forums Read

Welcome to United Bimmer Community - BMW Forum .

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact
contact us
.

United Off Topic  **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** Chat about whatever! Off-topic chat forum. (Be sure to appropriately title posts that are NWS) You must be registred and logged in to see sub-forums

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 09-19-2005, 03:00 AM   #1
komodo
 
komodo's Avatar

Name: komodo
Title: Administrator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Athens, GA
Rate My Car: 68 / 340
Your Ride: 1995 M3
Green Laser

Dude, I want one of these things.

www.wickedlasers.com


They cost about $500, but they go for MILES. Imagine pointing it at a building a mile or two away, and it going that far. You can't point it at your skin or it'll actually burn away at it. You can light a cigarette with it! It's crazy!

This is their legal stuff:
Quote:
Because of the legal and safety issues associated with lasers, Wicked Lasers requires that you understand and agree with the following before purchasing our laser products.

The beam from a class IIIb laser can cause serious or even permanent eye damage and the blink reflex is not quick enough to prevent this damage.

Pointing any laser at an aircraft is a serious violation of US federal law.

Wicked Lasers products are manufactured in China for the world market. You, the purchaser, are responsible for complying with the laws of the country within which your purchase is used.

Legal Notice for US Customers: Wicked Lasers products are class IIIb lasers. They exceed the US FDA power limitation of 5mW for import as laser pointers or for general use and are classified as OEM (original equipment manufacturer) laser components for industrial use or for incorporation into another product in accordance with 21 CFR (code of Federal Regulations) 1040.10 and 1040.11. You are fully responsible for the safe application of this component and its use.

Class IIIb lasers can be seized by US Customs. If this happens to your order, Wicked Lasers will send another laser to you or refund your purchase amount, whichever you choose.

The US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has issued an order (7400.2E, ch. 29) affecting businesses operating outside laser shows. Such businesses are required to complete and file Advisory Circular 70-1 (caution: a 2.2 MB download)

By purchasing a Wicked Lasers product you are agreeing to:
Never allow anyone under 18 years of age to operate the laser when not supervised by a responsible adult.
Never look directly into the laser beam or a direct reflection (from a mirror or reflective surface) of the beam, or allow anyone else to do so.
Never shine the laser beam at a person, a vehicle, into crowds or in any public place where the laser beam, or its reflection, may go into a person's eye.
Never use the laser as a pointer in a typical classroom, meeting or seminar.
Never remove a laser's infrared filter.
Never use the laser in a manner that is dangerous, malicious or illegal.


Wicked Lasers assumes no responsibility for the misuse of its products and holds no responsibility for any damage caused by the buyer using its product.
__________________

  Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 09-19-2005, 03:01 AM   #2
brien4787

Name: brien4787
Title: DelTaco
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: California, OC!!!!!!! Posts: 4,212,021
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: e36
damn, i wish i had one that was as safe as the red ones... and could only pay 10 bucks for it...
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 03:02 AM   #3
gotKRAUT

Name: gotKRAUT
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Elk Grove, CA
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 87 325es, 67 beetle, 85 scirocco, 03 malibu, 99 ram 2500 turbo diesel
omgz my neighboor has a green plymouth laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
Kyle "Think im funny here? You should see me uncensored @ bimmerwerkz.com"

1967 VW Beetle 1985 VW Scirocco 1987 BMW 325es 2003 Chevy Malibu
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 03:02 AM   #4
gotKRAUT

Name: gotKRAUT
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Elk Grove, CA
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 87 325es, 67 beetle, 85 scirocco, 03 malibu, 99 ram 2500 turbo diesel
ouch harry deleted my comment about my neighboor having a green plymouth laser...i thought it was funn..gah meanie


mmm i could light my cigarettes with a laser...sick
__________________
Kyle "Think im funny here? You should see me uncensored @ bimmerwerkz.com"

1967 VW Beetle 1985 VW Scirocco 1987 BMW 325es 2003 Chevy Malibu
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 01:20 PM   #5
RogueRonin
 
RogueRonin's Avatar

Name: RogueRonin
Title: Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SeaTac, WA
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Once the technology gets cheaper for those things, and you're able to compact the power supply, you could, theoretically, make a lighter out of it. It would be a weaker power supply unit, so the laser wouldn't be as strong, and as long, so you wouldn't worry about it searing a hole through your roof. I think UB needs to put a patent on that bitch, and make us some real money.

P.S. We would need to put some sort of disclaimer on it, like; "Don't point this lighter at your friends. Don't begin laser cycle of the lighter with your face directly above it, etc."
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 04:23 PM   #6
DEATH2000
 
DEATH2000's Avatar

Name: DEATH2000
Title: Moderator
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Rate My Car: 111 / 340
Your Ride: 1998 E36 328i sedan
dude i want one, that be kool
__________________


VIEW MY E36 BLOG HERE

New to United Bimmer? Check out our Introductions and Greetings Section and introduce yourself today!

Need Help with your E36 DIY Projects?
Knowledge Base and DIY Guides Avilable Here
E36 Bentley Manual PDF download avilable HERE
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 04:54 PM   #7
RogueRonin
 
RogueRonin's Avatar

Name: RogueRonin
Title: Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SeaTac, WA
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
I'll start working on the schematics for it. If we couldn't somehow get the laser not so powerful, we could make a lighter like the old-school camping lighters. They're cyclindrical, and have a piece that slides up and down, to cover up the open flame. We could fit a small mirror in the top, to reflect the laser back to the base of the lighter. The only problem with that, is some braniac who disassembles it, so he has some half-ass light saber. Which I'm working on too, by the way.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 06:04 PM   #8
Rooz

Name: Rooz
Title: Upgraded Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Rate My Car: 5 / 340
Your Ride: 2003 M5
I know some weapons come with those...
__________________



VIEW MOD LIST & PICS

I am worth $2,010,238 on HumanForSale.com

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregg
Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 07:25 PM   #9
catalyst

Name: catalyst
Title: Upgraded Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: mass
Rate My Car: 197 / 340
Your Ride: 1994 325is
A friend of mine at my old school had one of those, the green one too.. he bought it from this site:
http://www.z-bolt.com/generic27.html

i think he had the 89 dollar 'high powered' one.. not sure though, anyway that thing was fucking nutz, we would stand at the top of the hill where our dorm was, and shine it probably half a mile down to the student center, as long as you had a clear shot it would be a completely solid ray going all the way.. there was also this skyscraper that was being demolished like 10 miles away, he could hit that too, lit the whole thing up green.
__________________
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 10:21 PM   #10
Spieluhr

Name: Spieluhr
Title: ///M Driven
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Snohomish, Washington
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
dude, fricken insane. when your friends are passed out, burn a little arm hair off. jk, heh
__________________

BMW, The Ultimate Driving Machine
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 10:50 PM   #11
BMWLotAttendant

Name: BMWLotAttendant
Title: I Drive EVERYTHING
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Seattle, WA
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 1997 Camry CE
So, stupid question.

What is the point of using that with all those agreement rules and regulations?
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 10:58 PM   #12
Rooz

Name: Rooz
Title: Upgraded Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Rate My Car: 5 / 340
Your Ride: 2003 M5
lol, this thing is completely pointless yet amazingly cool. lol I want one, lol
__________________



VIEW MOD LIST & PICS

I am worth $2,010,238 on HumanForSale.com

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregg
Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 11:31 PM   #13
komodo
 
komodo's Avatar

Name: komodo
Title: Administrator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Athens, GA
Rate My Car: 68 / 340
Your Ride: 1995 M3
Quote:
Originally Posted by BMWLotAttendant
So, stupid question.

What is the point of using that with all those agreement rules and regulations?
You don't have to follow the regulations... just can't be caught.
__________________

  Reply With Quote
Old 09-19-2005, 11:46 PM   #14
witeshark
 
witeshark's Avatar

Name: witeshark
Title: Suspended License
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Rate My Car: 84 / 340
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
Good point
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2005, 12:55 AM   #15
spiff

Name: spiff
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Westlake Village, SoCal Posts: 876,653,598
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
but realistically, id use it to point at airplanes..
__________________
tougeFaction
"You've got to fix the nut behind the wheel before you start fixing the bolts on the car"
Proud member of The "First 10 Members Playaz" Club
Founder and Proud member of The "Ran from a Cop and Got away" Club (x6, and counting)


I with GotKraut religiously via AIM.
  Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Taiwan Breeds Glow-In-The-Dark Pigs komodo United Off Topic  **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** 7 01-18-2006 11:22 PM
Green Giant Died komodo United Off Topic  **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** 7 10-28-2005 02:52 PM
Green Balls komodo Comedy Collection
1 10-05-2005 12:01 PM
is red the new green? DEATH2000 United Off Topic  **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** 17 06-13-2005 02:19 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:19 AM.

A vBSkinworks Design

 
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright © 2005-2013 UnitedBimmer.com
Ad Management by RedTyger
 

Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 2.4.0 © 2005, Crawlability, Inc.