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Old 09-15-2005, 11:42 PM   #16
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Me and your mom made a 3/5ths compromise. It works because she could only fit 3/5ths of my dick in her mouth anyway.
Fo real. Too bad you only have 3 5ths of a 325i. know whaam sayin ?
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:43 PM   #17
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:43 PM   #18
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:45 PM   #19
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:45 PM   #20
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I have 0/5ths of a 325. The insurance company bought it for full price... SUCKERS!!!!
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:46 PM   #21
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:46 PM   #22
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:46 PM   #23
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is that because of our 3/5ths compromise?
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:47 PM   #25
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:47 PM   #26
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:48 PM   #27
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off the subject, doesn't a car have to have Alpina stuff (i.e. bumper, wheels, steering wheel, etc etc) to be an alpina replica?
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Old 09-15-2005, 11:50 PM   #29
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man yall a buncha playas!
you be reperesentin east side too man

u gotz any problems call up da east side rollaz
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