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Old 09-15-2005, 05:57 PM   #1
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Looking for 3 Jersey mice

This is scaring the crap outta me since it's only a few miles away. 3 mice injected with bubonic plague are missing from a lab in Newark, NJ. This is the same disease that wiped out 1/3 of Europe in 1347. Only in fucking Jersey, man.

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Old 09-15-2005, 06:20 PM   #2
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thats nucking futz.... this is why you d this to elephants. they're easier to spot
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well, #1 they are mice, not rats, and #2 arent mice usually scared of people(i know rats arent)
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[quote[ Spreading from Asia. and carried by rat-fleas via the ports of the Black Sea. the plague takes two forms. Bubonic plague is seen in the swellings, or buboes. That inflate the lymph nodes at the neck, armpit or groin, while the pneumonic" plague affects the lungs. and vic tims choke on their own blood.[/quote]

well, if your dick gets bigger and your upper torso starts looking like a penis (swollen neck), don't brag, find a barf bucket and get ready to make tomato soup!
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