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Old 09-06-2005, 12:17 PM   #31
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- guys in their 50's named "skip"
- anyone who pays for vaginal jelly with an exxon credit card
- an airline pilot who's wearing two different shoes
- a proctologist with poor depth perception
- a pimp who drives a toyota corolla
- a gynecologist who wants his patients to have three or four drinks
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- guys with a lot of small pins on their hats
- anyone who mentions jesus more than 300 times in a two minute
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- a dentist with blood in his hair
- any woman whose hobby is breast feeding zoo animals
- a funeral director who says "hope to see you folks again real soon!"
- girls who get drunk and throw up at breakfast
- a man with only one lip
- a boyscout master who owns a dildo shop
- people who actually know the second verse to "the star spangled banner"
- any lawyer who refers to the police as the "federalies"
- a cross-eyed nun with a bull-whip and a bottle of gin
- a brain surgeon with "born to lose" tattooed on his hands
- guys who have their names printed on their belts
- couples whose children's names all start with the same initial
- a man in a hospital gown directing traffic
- a waitress with a visible infection on her serving hand
- people who have large gums and small teeth
- guys who wear the same underwear until it begins to cut off the
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- any man whose arm hair completely covers his wristwatch
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Old 09-06-2005, 12:30 PM   #32
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-people who pick their nose in public... disgoosting!!!
-fob's who try to rap like 50 cent... stupid!!!
-people who sell you stuffs and when something's wrong with the product, they disappear!!! definitely arses!!!
-people who tells you what to do... This is My Life!!!
-people who puts loud arse mufflers on their automatics... doesnt sound good!!!
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Old 09-06-2005, 12:33 PM   #33
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-people who pick their nose in public... disgoosting!!!
-fob's who try to rap like 50 cent... stupid!!!
-people who sell you stuffs and when something's wrong with the product, they disappear!!! definitely arses!!!
-people who tells you what to do... This is My Life!!!
-people who puts loud arse mufflers on their automatics... doesnt sound good!!!
people who have usernames that sound like 50 cent created them.
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Old 09-06-2005, 12:37 PM   #34
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People who use the middle turn lane to merge into traffic - thats not what its for idiots
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Old 09-06-2005, 12:47 PM   #35
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People who use the middle turn lane to merge into traffic - thats not what its for idiots
I do it all the time. It doesn't happen very often that both directions with 2+ lanes each way is clear of any traffic. This way, you cut it in half.
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Old 09-06-2005, 12:55 PM   #36
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People who use the middle turn lane to merge into traffic - thats not what its for idiots
People who obviously cheated on their permit test.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:04 PM   #37
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:35 PM   #38
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:43 PM   #39
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People who honk as soon as the light turns green.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:49 PM   #40
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people that assume that I am a snob just because I roll in the bimmer.
people that pace the person in the lane next to them.
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:47 PM   #41
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Toruqe - JK - good to see your back
I don't think I ever saw you posting before I left.

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I hate when people do not use their trun signal. When people beep at you because you are driving the speed limit in a work zone. When people do not move out of the fast line on the highway when you flash them. I hate people in SUVs and pick up trucks that think is cool to tell you to get out of the USA because you drive a BMW. I hate Audi's . I hate kids that drive honda's and mustangs and camaros. when people run yellow and red lights. When people do not know the laws about driving on the road.
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