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Idiots who can't figure out the forums

I thought you guys might find this interesting. :)

I occasionally get messages from people who have trouble logging in and such, and I usually try to help them through it, but this guy isn't even worth it. heh, read this email convo:

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From: joeturner @ UnitedBimmer Forums <kingHeydrich@yahoo.com>
To: hmaugans@gmail.com
Date: Aug 26, 2005 4:24 PM
Subject: UnitedBimmer Forums Contact Us Form - Site Feedback

The following message was sent to you via the UnitedBimmer Forums Contact Us form by joeturner.

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How do I submit a post! This site is really worthless!
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SUBMIT THIS POST
I have a clogged engine I have driven the BMW 535 IS 1600 without changing the oil when I parked the car at my destination the car was fine when I got in the next day the car engine was sluggish recently I changed the oil and filter and now the engine dosent work in any capcity is there anybody that can help?

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Referring Page: index.php
IP Address: *edited out*
User Name: joeturner
User ID: 624

My reply (a bit annoyed because he called the site worthless due to his own ignorance):

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Harry Maugans
to kingHeydrich

The site isn't worthless, you just don't understand how to use it.

Go to http://www.unitedbimmer.com/forums/ and click on the 5-Series forum, then click the New Thread button (if it asks you to login, do so with the username and password you registered with), and submit your question there... it's really quite straight forward.

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-Harry Maugans
404-213-8616
Penguin Studios, Inc.
www.penguinstudios.com

And then I got to his reply, which was what made this worthy of posting I thought:

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William Weldon to me

New thread button where? Would that be found in some kind of 7th dimension only a handful of physicist know about ?Trust me if its this confusing and this time consuming its worthless its worthless Good day.

What an idiot. :lmao

lol. what a moron. :doh.

What a fucking dumbass...... holy shit i wonder how old he is.

And shpuz, nice touch adding that to ur sig

yeah serously i was about to add some of that to my sig, but then id be a poser

and im glad he didnt come b/c id hate to deal with him

We should think of some really witty answer to reply to him with. :D

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He's probably at the computer laughing his ass off in a cunning manner with the rest of his 8th grade friends and getting boners looking at avatars...if they even can

im sure 8th graders would even know about bimmers or about an engine , but you could be right.

Sounds exactly like something i would have done in 8th grade......fucking kids

well it seems he doesnt know anything about BMW's either

535IS 1600

ok, no such thing as a 5 series sport(535IS) isnt there a lexus that is an IS 600? or did he mean 535 IS (the word is) 1600, even though neither of those sentences make any sense, and the one he typed didnt make any sense either

oh yes, and

"Trust me if its this confusing and this time consuming its worthless its worthless Good day."

^ahaha yea. he has crapier grammer than i do. i think when he said 1600 he meant 1600 miles/km cause he refers to the oil

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Originally Posted by xsperf

actualy there is a 535is, e28.

wow really? hah thats interesting, now i feel like a fool again, and its all your fault hoppy

What an idiot, must not have eyes if he can't find the +Thread