Idiots who can't figure out the forums - Page 2 - United Bimmer Community

**xsperf** · 08-29-2005, 07:31 PM

well you see it says +thread, AND IT DOESNT SAY NEW THREAD ANYWHERE OK! lol seriously what a moron though, i mean, what, 700 other people figured it out, but somehow he cant

witeshark · 08-29-2005, 08:48 PM

That almost has to be a joke

**Antiburn** · 08-29-2005, 09:21 PM

"This forum is almost as confusing as my I-Drive! Good Day to you"

**c1apton** · 02-01-2006, 09:41 AM

Somebody is addressing his problem (actually his existance)

witeshark · 02-01-2006, 09:56 AM

Well, that explains the driving skills I keep seeing

**zeaq328i** · 02-01-2006, 10:23 AM

You should have said, Click on the "+ thread" button. I couldn't figure it at first when i first join UB..

**Torque** · 02-01-2006, 11:29 AM

How mature, calling members idiots. Great.

**BMWLotAttendant** · 02-01-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antiburn

"This forum is almost as confusing as my I-Drive! Good Day to you"

You're just jealous because you aren't good enough for iDrive.

I think it's cool!

**jms** · 02-01-2006, 11:35 AM

You have to rember that half the people in the world are dumber than average, fortunately most never amount to anything and end up in your way. This one managed to wriggle loose and now has begun to fester. These idiots (homo idiotus) are easly confused and frustrated. They tend to not be capable of the normal scientific method of experimentation or of trial and error. Homo idiotus rarley learn from thier own mistakes, or the mistakes of others.

Our society has created the perfect breeding ground for homo idiotus. We no longer rely on cunning and mental ability for survival, thus shielding homo idiotus from normal Darwinian natural selection. Without these external pressures the homo idiotus can flourish. They thrive in a variety of habitats. Government, insurance, schools, resturaunts, and middle management are among the best habitats for observing homo idiotus.

Assisting homo idiotus is difficult for most normal people, as it requires them to shut down logic and reasoning while still remembering how to accomplish the task they are assisting with. This causes frustration on the part of the person offering assistance and generally leads to the help being withdrawn. The homo idiotus then blames the person for the idiot's own failure. Assistance can be given but it requires every step, no matter how insignificant it may seem, to be fully explained. Care should be taken in assiting homo idiotus as it may lead to stroke, heart attack, or mental illness.

**komodo** · 02-01-2006, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jms

You have to rember that half the people in the world are dumber than average, fortunately most never amount to anything and end up in your way. This one managed to wriggle loose and now has begun to fester. These idiots (homo idiotus) are easly confused and frustrated. They tend to not be capable of the normal scientific method of experimentation or of trial and error. Homo idiotus rarley learn from thier own mistakes, or the mistakes of others.

Our society has created the perfect breeding ground for homo idiotus. We no longer rely on cunning and mental ability for survival, thus shielding homo idiotus from normal Darwinian natural selection. Without these external pressures the homo idiotus can flourish. They thrive in a variety of habitats. Government, insurance, schools, resturaunts, and middle management are among the best habitats for observing homo idiotus.

Assisting homo idiotus is difficult for most normal people, as it requires them to shut down logic and reasoning while still remembering how to accomplish the task they are assisting with. This causes frustration on the part of the person offering assistance and generally leads to the help being withdrawn. The homo idiotus then blames the person for the idiot's own failure. Assistance can be given but it requires every step, no matter how insignificant it may seem, to be fully explained. Care should be taken in assiting homo idiotus as it may lead to stroke, heart attack, or mental illness.

**jms** · 02-01-2006, 03:11 PM

I used to work for a couple ISP's out in the philly area, and I talked to enough idiots to know. Hopefully I can get a grant from national geographic to make a TV special

**xsperf** · 02-01-2006, 07:30 PM

jms, you forgot sports, there are a few jocks at my school that are wicked good at football/basketball, but they are just dumb!!

**Hoppy** · 02-01-2006, 07:44 PM

its so true. modern medicine, laws ect slow down evolution as both. thining of the heard. and as forcing those with special atributes to gain a larger spot in the gene pool.

**jms** · 02-02-2006, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xsperf

jms, you forgot sports, there are a few jocks at my school that are wicked good at football/basketball, but they are just dumb!!

yeah but they can serve a useful purpose and be quite entertaining. Besides in most sports its less of a liability, you can be dumb as a rock as long as you hit like one.