This weekend was bad... - United Bimmer Community

**htp.bmw** · 08-15-2005, 12:58 PM

Alright so this weekend was going great untill yesterday (sunday) I had just drove up to my friends house who lives in this rich neighborhood at the end of a private road and I had my 2 friends with me in my car. We stopped at his house to grab the stuff we left there last night and we were driving back along the road and this guy in his late 40's early 50's comes out into the road right infront of my car, naturally I slow down and he comes over to my window slams his hands against my car and starts yelling at me about speeding on this private road first he tells me the speed limit is 25 mies per hour and I told him then that thats probably what i was doing saying i had just gotten into 2nd gear and i wasnt flooring it. after this statement he goes well its 15 on this private road and its this way and you were going way to f*ng fast. Then he looks into the back seat of my car and sees my friend joe who lives on the road and says to him "Ive talked to you before you havent listened someones gonna hurt you, im gonna hurt you. So not to start an argument I was having a great day I said lets start this over my name is casey robertshaw and I stick my hand out and he says "i dont care who the f*ck you are slow the f*uck down" then he does something that pushes me over the limit he hits my car. I look at him strait in the eyes and say dont touch my car he hits it again and I repeated myself with a louder voice and my mind is telling me to hit this guy in the face but I didnt and the other part of me is telling myself to just peel out all the way infront of his house. then while im thinking about this he hits my car again this time right behind the door on the back quarter panel so i just drive off and hes still yelling and cussing and threatening to call the cops. I picked up my phone and called the local police and they told me that what happend was not really breaking the law and that they would file a report. I checked the side of my car and where he hit behind my door he dented the metal with his knuckles and its gonna have to get fixed, small claims court here we come

I dont know what to do at this stage, got any ideas besides setting his house on fire im really mad about this

witeshark · 08-15-2005, 01:10 PM

What a bastard. You got a claim on him!

DEATH2000 · 08-15-2005, 01:11 PM

that sucks man, i woulda fucking knifed his ass (only because shit like thats happaned to me) .

**EnvyM3** · 08-15-2005, 01:35 PM

Damn that sucks. Sorry to hear man.

nick_318is · 08-15-2005, 01:42 PM

That really sucks, I think you should have hit him in the face. Good luck with small claims. Instead of setting fire to his house you could egg it, and also get some Taco bell burritos or something like that and put them near the bottoms of the windows on the house, after a short time they should really stink and if he has the windows open on his house they will really smell that shit. I have never done the burritos thing but know some people who have.

**htp.bmw** · 08-15-2005, 01:49 PM

yea im definatley going to get revenge besides money and police

lol the burritos thing sounds great, ive also want to practice my artistic drawing skills with roundup or vegetation killer on his nice lawn

nick_318is · 08-15-2005, 01:51 PM

maybe write something in the lawn like "FUCK OFF OLD MAN" with that stuff. Gasoline should kill his lawn pretty effectivly too, especially if you light it on fire. But with gas prices as high as they are it might not be worth it.

**htp.bmw** · 08-15-2005, 02:03 PM

at this point i can afford to spend a bit of money on it, ill take pictures

**EnvyM3** · 08-15-2005, 02:11 PM

Cover his car with balogna while he is sleeping. He will wake up with a polka dotted car b/c something in the balogna eats the paint right off.

**brien4787** · 08-15-2005, 02:32 PM

same kind of thing happened near my friends house.... my friends brother was driving down the street and the guy thought he was going too fast (after market exhaust), and threw a brick or something and broke off his mirror. (friends brother is a big and scary guy too...) he gets out of his car, then the guy runs inside locking the door... friends brother reported it, and the guy had to fix his mirror.... it might have been a tail light, i forgot... but funny as hell

**htp.bmw** · 08-15-2005, 02:39 PM

yea this guy is really stupid, i want to get the chance to kick the shit out of him, I should have done it right there

**Dudesky** · 08-15-2005, 02:39 PM

Hmm . . let me think back to my old mischievous days . . looks like it's time to have fun with shit.

-get a turkey baster and pump shit into his exhaust.
-rig one of his outdoor lights with a bag of shit and an M80 (break the bulb and put the fuse by the filament)
-if he has a roadside mailbox, spring load a container of shit so it pops out when he opens the door.

Of course you can't do any of this now, since the cops will have probable cause on you & your friend. Just make his ass pay for the damages to your car. You have witnesses, so you're good to go on that.

**htp.bmw** · 08-15-2005, 02:41 PM

hes gonna get it with the cops involved or not, ill just wait till hey pays. then go and decorate his house

i doubt he remembers my name

**Spieluhr** · 08-15-2005, 03:08 PM

make his old ass pay for the damage. then about a month or two later pour milk all over his lawn and cover it with rice. The milk will go sour in no time, and the rice will make it damn near impossible to get rid of.

**Hoppy** · 08-15-2005, 03:49 PM

should punched him when you had the chance. claim defense when he threatened to hurt your friend.

but alas, the opertunity is lost.

heres what you need. about 30 lbs of herbicide. and lots of rock salt.
go onto his lawn at some ungodly hour. im talking like 3 am. since its a private street i assume its a big money area. and since hes gay like this, hes probibly anal abut his lawn.
go over there and draw out, a penis, a slur, or just fuck up his lawn with the herbicide ( thats weed killer)

now heres where the rock salt comes in.after you do what you gotta do. go back over it with the rock salt, then stomp the salt into the dirt.

herbicide kills the grass, salt keeps it from growing back for a while