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Old 08-14-2005, 06:18 PM   #1
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Cut meself!!! (NWS'ish)

Was cooking this evening, and started cutting up some Garlic when all of a sudden I noticed part of my finger was missing!!!



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At least I found the missing part before I added the Garlic to the mushrooms.

ps - I was a Butcher for 5-1/2 years so I can keep a knife bloody sharp - as the pics show testament to.
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:23 PM   #2
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mmmmm . . garlic flavored human tips with mushrooms
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:48 PM   #3
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thats gonna add some great flovor to the mushrooms
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:53 PM   #4
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thats gonna add some great flovor to the mushrooms
Yeah, and a kinda crunchy texture to the lucky recipient.
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Old 08-14-2005, 07:36 PM   #5
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Were you making chili?
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:30 PM   #6
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im gonna eat it and then sue your ass just like everybody else is doing. be sure to give me really HOT coffee with it too so i can spill it all over myself and get even more money
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Old 08-14-2005, 09:13 PM   #7
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so who was eating the food?
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Old 08-14-2005, 09:42 PM   #8
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now, please tell me what kind of knife this is, im very interested(seriosly its hard to find amazing knives these days)
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Old 08-14-2005, 09:44 PM   #9
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Old 08-14-2005, 09:57 PM   #10
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wustof knives? I cant spell that...and im to lazy to go to my kitchen to find out how it is spelled.
thats not to bad...could be worse. Happy ur ok
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Old 08-14-2005, 10:45 PM   #11
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Sorry to hear beezl....
now get a fcuking bandaid on that bitch and stop crying...
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Old 08-15-2005, 10:34 AM   #12
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Ouch. Updated the thread title a bit. hah

That looks like its gonna hurt like a bitch tomorrow.
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Old 08-15-2005, 11:09 AM   #13
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