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Old 08-11-2005, 11:55 PM   #16
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ok this is the internet, who HASNT seen these before? hell theve been on this site atleast once before i believe
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Old 08-12-2005, 12:50 AM   #17
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yeah lol i remember someone had a picture on werkz it was like would you rather tap this keg or this ass lol
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Old 08-12-2005, 11:50 AM   #18
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Old 08-12-2005, 03:34 PM   #19
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haha it was me
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
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Old 08-12-2005, 04:46 PM   #20
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ya i've seen this around a few times, but it is still amazing
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Old 08-12-2005, 05:40 PM   #21
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That is definetly one fine ass - but the choice is to tap that or a keg of beer. Well tapping the ass would probably take me a minute or two before it was over (Yep it's that hot) a keg of beer would take a few hours and most asses I looked at after would probably be as appealing as that one (female anyway) and most likely within my tappin power.
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Old 08-12-2005, 07:04 PM   #22
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ahh a man of logic. not to mention consuption of alcohol amongst you and several females may lead to MULTIPLE asses ( that, as formentioned would look very good in your inhebriated state)
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Old 08-12-2005, 07:43 PM   #23
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That is definetly one fine ass - but the choice is to tap that or a keg of beer. Well tapping the ass would probably take me a minute or two before it was over (Yep it's that hot) a keg of beer would take a few hours and most asses I looked at after would probably be as appealing as that one (female anyway) and most likely within my tappin power.
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