Riddle Me This Batman...

[nick_318is]

#6 ones a transexual so they are half boy and half girl (call it a hermafrodyte, um sp?)

[komodo]

Originally Posted by chrisdoesntknow

ALL of them are boys. half of them are boys and so are the other half.

bingo.

and i'm looking for a "more correct" answer for number 1.

[///M Power]

Oh give me a break. I got that one right in my post. I was questioning the phrasing and specifically asked about the other half being males aswell.

And towel is right. I heard that riddle last night from a friend and he said the answer was towel. I couldnt believe the coincidence.


Do I get pizza for getting the most correct?

[komodo]

A towel works too, I was looking for an ice cube. Either work. haha

Anyone else have any riddles?

[///M Power]

This is the easiest adn most wlel known. It has a very complex story behidn it. i love ti but am not going to type i out for you. The super-cliffnotes are

Dude must get riddle or die. If he gets riddle, his country is free from this demonish figure that plagues the people.

Demon says this riddle

What walks on four feet int he morning, two feet durign the dya, and by night on three feet?

Everyone should know it, its common knowlegde, but noone ever knows the story behind it.

[Beelzibub]

Originally Posted by komodo

#1 What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

#2 You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

#3 What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

#4 What can you catch but not throw?

#5 I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

#6 A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?

#1 Pussy - cos when it dries it gets tighter and makes me fill it full of jizz

#2 pussy - cos you throw away the knicks then heat the inside a little(by fucking it), then if you're kinky eat the outside a little then throw the whole fucking lot out on the street.

#3 Pussy - cos she's generally hanging on with her legs round my back and her arms round my neck as I fuck her up the stairs - then the next morning she can hardly move from being fucked so hard as she descends the stairs that she might as well not be moving at all.

#4 Pussy- You can catch pussy disease but as far as I'm aware can not throw it at someone you don't like.

#5 A pussy - I can run from my troubles but cannot think or act in a manly enough manner to hit them head on - I'm a pussy.

#6 She's just one big pussy - I mean 7 kids??? Must be like throwing a sausage down west boulavard.

[spiff]

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