Originally Posted by komodo
#1 What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
#2 You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
#3 What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
#4 What can you catch but not throw?
#5 I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
#6 A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
#1 Pussy - cos when it dries it gets tighter and makes me fill it full of jizz
#2 pussy - cos you throw away the knicks then heat the inside a little(by fucking it), then if you're kinky eat the outside a little then throw the whole fucking lot out on the street.
#3 Pussy - cos she's generally hanging on with her legs round my back and her arms round my neck as I fuck her up the stairs - then the next morning she can hardly move from being fucked so hard as she descends the stairs that she might as well not be moving at all.
#4 Pussy- You can catch pussy disease but as far as I'm aware can not throw it at someone you don't like.
#5 A pussy - I can run from my troubles but cannot think or act in a manly enough manner to hit them head on - I'm a pussy.
#6 She's just one big pussy - I mean 7 kids??? Must be like throwing a sausage down west boulavard.