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08-03-2005, 11:17 PM
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Best avice/quote you've received (NWS?)
Simple thread.. post the best advice or quote you've ever received from someone. "If you can't hit the bottom, beat the shit out of the sides" - My Varsity High School Baseball Coach Mr. Phelan. He said this quote after we commented about a slut that just walked by about how loose she was. |
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08-03-2005, 11:19 PM
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"He doesn't have a drinking Problem, He just has problems when he drinks." My buddie's dad after he was found passed out on his kitchen floor and his mother asked if he had a drinking problem. |
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08-03-2005, 11:22 PM
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It's not what you know -- it's who you know  |
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08-03-2005, 11:24 PM
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NOS is like tapping a hot girl with STD's, you wanna hit it but your affraid of the consequnces
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08-03-2005, 11:25 PM
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08-03-2005, 11:30 PM
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umm .. " Never Assume; or else u make an ASS of U And ME
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08-03-2005, 11:33 PM
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cain chapman said this before... "i've NEVER gone to sleep with an ugly woman, but i've woken up to some." i don't know why that stuck with me
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08-03-2005, 11:57 PM
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"dont sweat the petty stuff and dont pet the sweaty stuff" - George Carlin -Hutch-
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08-04-2005, 12:07 AM
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actually the one thing that will stick wiht me forever is something an MIT grad told me at one of my dads parties..... "...the woman you end up marrying should be your best friend, that you can sleep with at the end of the day"
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08-04-2005, 12:39 AM
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"Never buy an eclipse, or else you will be such a loser" - xsperf i kid, i kid
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08-05-2005, 12:09 AM
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"blowing things up is liek drinking, you have to be a pretty big loser to do it by yourself" A fried of min who likes blowing stuff uo said that to me like 10 mins ago
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08-05-2005, 01:43 AM
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Ive heard almsot all these George Carlin shud be president lol and the drinkign problem The version ive heard is "I dont have a drinking problem? I have no problem drinking alcohol!" I dotn know if I have a favorite but heres something profound my roomate ocne said in college about a REALLY CHEAP rum we are obsessed with. The rum is called Don Carlos "Don is like that old lawn mower you can never bring yourself to throwing out"
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08-05-2005, 03:19 AM
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when drinking with a bunch of buddies- DONT BE THE FIRST TO PASS OUT |
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08-05-2005, 04:41 AM
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"the woman you end up marrying is the woman that can put up with you the best." "Some of the best things in life will be accidental"
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08-05-2005, 07:16 AM
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" . . if you come back, you come heavy or don't come at all . ." --Corrado 'Junior' Soprano
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